Ze Inzepenzence Zay

'Svatantra divas' kee badhayee ho aapko

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15th Aug 2005

Ze Inzepenzence zay has always been a special day for me.
I dont like to fly kites but the lecture of the PM or president(i dont remember who gives)
is simply amazing and the most amazing thing is he stands before a windshield to speak.
I listen very attentively and I have always made good notes of it..
(you're supposed to make notes in a lecture)
if any needs it, you could ask me for it.

I have always been wondering one more thing
everytime I have to ask my friends
"oh yaar! is baar pandhrah august kab mana rahe hain ??"

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Poor Damodar

Once I told my friend alto
"Yaar alto... you know a guy in my collez... damodar prasaad sinha.. he wears only 1 shirt everyday"
So alto.. looked very sympathetic and said
"yaar.. he must be from a poor family..."
So I said
"Achaa ! Alto tell me .. Do you wear 10 shirts everyday ???"

Alto got a bad chapaat

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Our National Flag

Damodar prasaad sinha has always been a patriotic guy(guy, not cow)
But this time when he heard the amazing PM or Presi whoever's speech
he was thrilled and filled(with patriotism)
So he decided to make a shirt out of an indian flag and wear it to collez everyday.
(yes yes everyday)

So he went to a flag-wala and said
Damodar prasaad sinha: "Aaaaay bhayya! zara indian flag dikhana"
flag-wala: "I will show you a sample.. wait..."

So the flag-wala says..
Damodar prasaad sinha looks confused...


after some seconds of silence
Damodar prasaad sinha: "Arre bhayya! Isme koi aur color milega kya ??"

The flag-wala gets a chapaat


(Example of a chapaat)
(one must always take care of the topi)

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