Asylum talk

Note: My previous chapaat (The phone broke down) was purely fictional. And almost everybody have sent their condolonces about my phone or have mentioned their greviances about phones. I just wanted to introduce a new phrase. 'The potty is calling the pot dirty'.

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Recently, I met dude online and dude asked
"Hey Hero!!! WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!"
Since dude does not live in India, I thought maybe dude forgot what it means. So I told him,
"Dude! UP is a state.. Right next to Delhi... 103' 36'' N and 112' 22'' E."

[[DUDE is now offline]] said yahoo messenger.
I guess he had got the information he wanted and maybe was in a hurry.

The next day I got an offline from dude,
"Hey zero! You're a bloody zero! Why don't you try the asylum ?? I feel they need you.. Or maybe vice-versa"
Ironic. I expected a thank you or Im grateful kinda thing and this is what I get.

Talking about asylums, I remember a true story...
Jawaharlal Nehru once visited a paagalkhaana(Asylum). He was generally talking to the pagals. So doctor saab was him about a paagal who was a very intelligent man and wrote a number of bestsellers but fate had paagalkhana for him. So nehru went to see him. While he talked to Nehru he said
"Hey I've told you everything about myself. Now its your turn!"
So Nehru said,
"My name is Jawaharlal Nehru and I'm the prime minister of India"
So very sympatheically patting his shoulder the paagal says...
"Ohhh! Don't worry. The biggest of them get cured here! You will also become alright! Its fine!!"

Not very chapaating ?
Listen to this one then...
Once a person was doing research on paagals. So he goes to this paagalkhaana. In the paagalkhana he sees that there's one person sitting in the centre and reading the newspaper and about 15-20 people are clinging onto the walls and the ceiling.
'Hmmmmmmm.. This newspaper guy looks normal. Lets talk to him' he thinks.
"Hello Mr... Can you tell me what are all these people doing on the walls and the ceiling ??", he asks the normal guy.
"Ah!! They're all mad. Those idiots think they're tubelights!", says the normal guy.
Amazed the researcher asks,
"So why don't you get them down ? Someone could get hurt you see..."
Irritated the normal guy says,
"Oh man! Where do they bring you paagals from... Oh Idiot.. If I get them down then how will I read the paper in the dark??"

Chapaat.

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Note 2: This post was as fiction as the last one. (Except the nehru thing ofcourse!)