Chapaat v2.0

Friday, December 09, 2005

Haye yaar! Yeh 'tag shag' bhi naa!

Note: The ONLY english word in the title is 'tag'.

The Intro:
Okay. Tagged again. This time by my friend Ramu Kaka (Dont click on her name. Her blog is not worth seeing). But this is a special tag. Firstly, It has a name. It is called 'Tag Shag'. (shag ka english meaning nahi use karna please!)
I have to write a 'tag shag' story in less than 55.5 words that rhymes!.
(Thank god, language restrictions are not there)

The Tag shag story (Rhyming):
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Ek thaa Raaja, Bees thee raaneeya
Sab ke apni, apni apni kahaaneyaa

Raani saari thee to badi sundar
Par dard karti Raja ke sar ke andar
Disprin kaha tab invent hui thee
Raaja bechaare kee to neend khoee thee.

Ek raat ke baat hai yaaron, ---------Center of Symmetry-----------

Raaneeya chain se so rahee thee
Raja ke pet mein jalan ho rahee thee
Tabhi suddenly Mr.earthquake aaye
Raja uth bhaaga, bin shor machaaye

Ek thaa Raaja, Bees thee raaneeya
Saaree mar gayi, khatam kahaaneeya.
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(Waah kitni symmetrical story hai!)

The Legend:
According to the legend, this tag shag must be given to 3 more people. The tag shag is cursed. If it is not given to 3 people you will have bad luck in your love life!!! :O


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I pass this tag shag to...
1.Champa
2.Sunrays
3.Sayesha

Please adhere to the rules of the tag shag. I don't want bad luck Please!!! Waise hee generally meri bad luck kharaab rehti hai!

19 Comments:

  • Kya re???

    Story was cool (December ka mahina hai na!)
    But why me?? me?? me??
    Poem toh likhi nahi jaati..aur ab rhyming story??????????????????

    By Blogger AJ, at December 09, 2005 6:15 AM  

  • I echo Anchal! Why meeeeeee??

    Rather than allowing myself to be tagged and sujecting my blog readers to the torture of having to read it, I am just gonna write it here! Chalega? :P

    Ek tha paagal ladka, naam uska Chapaat
    Tag karke hum teeno ko, usne laga di waat
    Mujhko toh baksh diya hota, main hoon ablaa naari
    Yeh tag-shag mere bas ka nahin, bhaiya main toh haari!


    "Wah Sayesha wah!"
    Arre huzoor wah Taj... I mean wah Randomraj boliye! ;)

    There! Untagged! ;P

    By Blogger Sayesha, at December 09, 2005 6:32 AM  

  • @champa
    december mein to saare chapaat cool lagenge ;)
    dekhti jaa
    aur tag likh!
    likh!
    likh!

    @sayesha
    nice istory!

    par kya mainay chalega ka ans. 'yes' diya thaa ????

    kitni buri baat.. kitni buri..
    shit yaar! :(
    tag shag kee itnee baistee!!!

    all i can do is not agree...
    aage aapki marzi..:|

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 09, 2005 6:44 AM  

  • :D
    that was real phunny!!!!

    By Blogger R, at December 09, 2005 9:37 PM  

  • @ruchi
    hello my name is munny!
    hehe
    ty ty

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 09, 2005 10:01 PM  

  • kitni dard bhari story hai!!!:((...nice1..50-60 saal baad mere grandchildren ke kaam aayegi:-p!!-Ms.Happening!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 09, 2005 11:34 PM  

  • @MisHappening
    ha bahut dard bhari hai
    likhte likhte meri aakhon mein aasu aa gaye they...
    hehe

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 10, 2005 4:03 AM  

  • Damn...i dont understand the non-english components of that post =p

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 10, 2005 7:26 AM  

  • @anon
    haha! fir bacha hee kya ??
    OH! i mean then whats left to read??

    hehe sorry

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 10, 2005 8:13 AM  

  • Boleto tera 'blog SHAG' ekdam jakass hai re bap. Mast aur Dinchak aur Rapchik....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 11, 2005 12:21 AM  

  • @virus
    Aaay! Shaanay!
    Apun tereko thankyou bolrela hai kya!
    bola naa!

    @vikram
    kya mast comment likhta hai bey tu.. hehehe
    ty

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 11, 2005 2:15 AM  

  • ROTFL Ze .. Kamaal dhamaal kar diya.. ekdum mast isstory thi ..
    Waise as far as I know .. shag ka matlab . .errr .. chalo jaane do ;)
    Btw .. hugs shugs for not passing the tag - this time to me :)

    By Blogger aria, at December 11, 2005 5:04 AM  

  • @aria!!
    arre kaha thee ray ?
    ive been waitin.. soch raha tha.. itne din saabun pata nahi kaha chali gayi!

    anyways
    shag ka meaning to malum hai.. tabhi to bola ke wo meaning nahi lena!! ;)

    thanks for the hug shug but dekho jinko yeh tag shag pass kiya hai woh kya gul khilaate hain!

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 11, 2005 5:09 AM  

  • Oye Random Raj!
    Mera naam hi sirf Kavita hai, lekin kavita likhna hamare buss ki baat nahi..that too rhyming:O
    Aaj tak kabhi mujhe kavita likhte dekha hai???
    Bahut difficult sa tag shag hai.Future mein koi tag jo mere layak ho mile to zaroor pass karna...
    Sorry Kid...

    By Blogger Rays Of Sun, at December 11, 2005 11:08 AM  

  • arre sunrays
    tu story likh de non rhyming hee sahi
    tag shag kee tu buri chop ho gayi :(

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 11, 2005 11:18 AM  

  • arrreeee .. is se acha to ye wala hain naa

    "ek tha raja , ek thi raani, dono marr gaye, khatam kahaani"

    ROFTL !

    By Blogger arpana, at December 20, 2005 2:44 AM  

  • @arpz
    Arre mai woh bhi likh sakta tha!!
    but kabhi ek raaja kee ek raani hoti hai kya ?? Very rare!!!!

    Raja to turkey se aate hain saare!!

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 20, 2005 3:36 AM  

  • to chalo, ise modify kar dete hain

    ek tha raja , bahut thi raniyan
    sabhi marr gaye , khatam kahaaniyan

    lols

    By Blogger arpana, at December 21, 2005 12:30 AM  

  • 2 Qs
    1.Kaise mare yeh to batana banta hai na!!
    2.Aur agar raja bhi mar gaya to state kaun chalayega.
    Ok even if state is stationary to usse rule kon karega ??
    Ek naya raja ?? Fir uski multiple raaniyaa ?
    Hence infinite loop!

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at December 21, 2005 12:33 AM  

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