The dirty ways of mangalpuram

"Mera dimaag dimaag nahi computer hai"

I have to say this. Don't think Im chacha chaudary or sumtn, afterall how can I be a chacha, my bro is too young to have a kid..... So If you wonder why I am like a computer, I must tell you. My friend tells me I get stuck. (I will not tell you that my friend's name is Feenix). She says I get stuck and I have a luinguistic hangover. I keep repeating the same words and jokes and Poor Poor jokes all the time.

So what can I do ? I'm tempted to use a joke I use so many times, yet again. After all how can you go on making new jokes everytime ?? Ze Raw material is very mehenga you see.

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Okay. Here goes.

If you thought I was Mani, you were wrong. Coz Im back!
Back from 5 days of dormancy, chapaat lives again! (Background sound=Max_Enthusiastic.wav). Don't ask me where I was. Ask me where I am.

Ask Na..

Okay. Im sitting on fronta my darling computer now and tryin to write a dumb chapaat. Read at readers risk. If you're illiterate, please don't even think of reading ahead. Now you might try to ask the question 'Why ??'. I will not answer that, instead raise another 'why'.

Why, Why Why I ask.....
'Why Does one laugh ??'

Waah.. Kya question maaraa hai saab. Mazaa aa gaya. Mazaa kya, coke pepsi sprite sab aa gaya!
So while I try to answer this question, sit back and relax. It would be even better if you get a relaxing massage done while reading this. (Oh please don't misunderstand the meaning of massage here.. Please)

You laugh at stupidity. Wallah! The answer.

[[Disclaimer: The following material, that shall be presented has no relation with anyone and any relation seen is maybe, purely co-incidental.]]

Remember the last time you laughed. You laughed at someone's foolishness. Someone's stupidity. Maybe your own, but rarely. But that's the only reason.

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If you don't believe me and think Im wrong, then don't laugh at me. Because if you do laugh then... Ha Ha Ha. (I'm laughing if you laugh at me now)

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And ya I forgot to tell you, the title's random. Chapaat.