Ragging (-r+t) ho gayee re!!!

Well, I was told to write 20 random things about myself by Abhinav. He is my Senior/4. [[click to know meaning]] and always wanted to rag me, even though he never met me. He thought ragging to nahi kar paya, chalo tagging kar deta hu. Evil!

So... When Im supposed to write 20 random things about myself, I think I have an easier way.
'20 Random things about myself' [[Acha likha naa ??]]

Or

I could do something like

...Things.... Things .Things...... Things
Things........... Things ........Things.... Things
Things........ Things Myself Things........ Things
Things.. Things .......Things ..Things
.........Things.... Things Things Things ..

[[20 Random Things about Myself]]

But I choose to be enthusiastically sincere and actually write stuff about myself which may actually make you cry after reading. No, Its not a dukhbhari kahani but don't you cry of boredom sometimes ?
(Dont tell me you do!! I was just kidding)

So let the things, beeeeegin! [[Gonggggg.......]]

1.
No.. This is not my pic. It is just how people react when I tell them I'm not alien. Sorry but I know you'd be having a similar face now. But the truth is the truth. Im not alien.

I told the same thing to this poor little monkey and he was so surprised, he went out of control.

Shit Man! Monkeys are, sometimes, so stupid! Infact monkeys are so stupid, I once knew a monkey who couldn't understand the relativity theory even after reading it twice

One more very secret and interesting thing about me... Im a boy!

2.In my life, I have usools.
->Usool 1: I never share my choclate. I may buy you a new one. But nope! Its a sin to share chocolate.
->Usool 2: I never plagiarize on my blog. I had this usool even before I knew what 'blog' means.
->Usool 3: I must name all my friends. To see my achievements in the field, click on the 'real names of people revealed' link on the right (in the sidebar )
->Usool 4: Follow all usools honestly.

3.In my life, I have disbeliefs.
->I dont believe in girlfriends.

->I dont believe in formality.
->I dont believe in birthdays, new years, anniversaries etc etc
->Infact, I dont believe in time.
->I dont believe in best friends. I dont have one. I just have 'sort of best friend's.
->I dont believe in proxies.
->I dont believe in stars. (Not the space waale stars you dumbo. Movie star type stars). Everybody's just human.
->I dont believe in cheating except for the engg. fluid mechanics (chl231) quizzes.

4. I am a racist. I want to do things very quickly like in a race. One could also say for sure that Im not a doctor as I dont have patients. Oops patience.















5.


I have some weird infatuation for cockroaches. Not that when I see a cockroach I say
"Arre waah! Aaaaj ka lunch to mil gaya". Infact I dont even go within a 3.2231 m radius of a real one. I like to draw cockroaches and I call everyone cockroaches.
"Hey cockroach! Kaisa hai be!"
(Arre! Reply! I was asking you)



[[Nice pic na ?? This is my yahoo profile picture. But I surely look a lot different...]]









6. When it comes to talking, I seem, to be extreme. There are times when I wish I had a strip of disprins in my pocket to gift to the person talking to me. People start to fear me then. I like it! Hahahahahahha (Evil laugh hai)

But there would also be these times when Im quieter than silence. That happens when I'm thinking over something or my battery is dead. Yes I think too!
When I'm physically off, I cannot think, respond or talk. I'm, you could say, like a mobile phone.
You can talk to me anytime except when battery level is low. Then you have to make me eat and drink to charge my battery.






7. Mai laayar, to naheeeee....
Magar, ai khushi,
Jab se chaaha,
hai mainay tumko,
mujhko,
lie bolni aa gayi...........

Okay. I admit. I'm a bad liar. And I even hate to lie. But sometimes, you see, you just have to. But I feel really bad after doing it but these times are rare as I'm generally a straight-forward person and would say to you anything you would ask, truly. My life is like an open book. You just have to specify the page.

8. I am an idle guy. (Guy here means boy and not cow)
I love to sit free. I love to rest. I love to be a 'have-nothing-to-do' type dude. But sometimes it becomes boring also. Then I resort to blogistan. Blogging is an awesome concept and Im damn sure whoever created it was as wela as me.

9. I'm not much of a prefectionist. (Isn't something wrong with the spelling ??? But what ??? Damn!! Forget it!!!). I would want things in a working condition. I'm not a person who would waste his precious time in making things flawless in which flaws dont pain. I'm not worried about the look of anything. My car, my notebook, my desktop, myself. Everything should just work.

10. If someone would ask me my hobbies, I'd say
"Itnee hai ke pata nahi kitni hai"
But I actually try to name a few. For eg. Hunting white polar bears in africa, Rock Skiing, Underwater paragliding etc etc. For the more commonish hobbies, I like playing badminton, programming, blogging, relaxing, listening to un-headaching-music, mazaaking etc etc

11. I am a poor joker. I will make a joke out of any damn bloody stupid or unstupid thing you even try to say. Sometimes, even I dont like it. But sometimes, it feels nice. There'r some common 'uchhaalaapaas' that have entered our group. And there'r some questions to which you'd always get the same mind-boggling, hair-snatching reply. For eg. Now its spontaneous for me to answer "Ghar mein" when someone asks "Where do you live". Or you might call me from your cell from the US of A and ask me "Hey where'r you now ?" so I'll answer "IIT Delhi. Btech".
Its spontaneous.

12. I smile when I admire and I can't stop that. If I see a guitarist playing an awesome tune, I smile at him and that constant bloody smile does not disappear! Sometimes I feel embarrassed too ! Generally, I admire less until I really feel something. I HATE to praise someone dishonestly. So next time you get an appreciation from me, you know that you're really good.

13.''Since the point no. is 13. I'd like to skip this point as it might be unlucky. ''
If you thought I was really gonna do that, you might as well spit in your hand and go drown in it. How stupid can one be ??? Regarding nos. with luck ??? I dont believe in superstitions in any form. I try not to hate such people but to pity them.

14.I get stuck with numbers. These days, for example, Im stuck with 18, 48.3 and 503. Id arbitarily reply to any question of yours
"Oye!! Panga na lena!! I've done 18 murders!"
48.3 is used as the answer of a question. There was a question where we had to find the value of 55 variables and someone asks me
"Did you complete that Q ??"
"Yess!! The answer is 48.3!" (for no reason)
503 is my favourite.Everything is 503 in number. I dont know why. For eg.
"Yaar! Woh gadha paanch-so-teen bahane bana ke chala gaya!"
and sometimes people dare to ask...
"503???? Kyuuu ????"

15. Im a huge fan of heavy english accent and vocabulary. I have no idea why. Im thinking of making an english girlfriend. (Ha Ha).
I'm also thinking of doing my higher studies in UK for the sole reason that I want to speak like that!

To read my works written in english accent try out Modern Art.

16. I get stuck to 'gaalis' for no reason. I will abuse anyone for free. For example "Arre! Woh haramjaada kaha gaya ??"

But dont worry, I dont use words which would require a beep. Though there are people I have seen who would speak out words like 'penchor' 5 times in a sentence and if their speech was censored that all we would hear is "Beep beep... beep saala beep beeeep"... But I'm not like that. I use the common and light abuses like haraamjaada, kutta, kameena, ullu da pattha etc etc

17. I'm generally a chill guy. (My normal body temperature is also 98F) But sometimes I do heat up even without fever. That happens when I'm angry. And when I'm angry, I'm angry as why the hell am I being angry! I hate anger and whenever he comes to me, he comes to me more! I wont mind a bad comment said on my face but I do mind trvial things said or done by people that show a lot.

18. Everything's trivial. Nothing will ever matter. No impressions, no earnings, no acheivements are ever going to matter. Everything, I know, is temporary.

Love me or hate me,it will never matter
coz everyone like you n me,wont live sometime later
so im not bothered,think of me as evil or mad
but no one's happybe him good or bad...
most go crying,but some eat bliss to live
so think of me as whatever,there's nothing you can give.

20. I am a forgetful dude. I never seem to remember what I was supposed to do. Esp when it comes to remembering people's birthdays! Now for me, thats a tough thing to do! I am absent-minded.

21.I asked some of me friends to describe me in 3-4 words. This is what they said
Givi: "Bandar, Pathetic Poor joker, bas!"
Puneet: "*****, **********, **** ******, Manki, Non-Veg aadmi"
Veeru: "You can't be defined"
Kathuria: "Maamu, Bandar, Chuchu, a very good sit-up comedian"
Creepu: "Sortof best friend, idiot, penchor, maida-chor, Mandiraaj, Monkeyraaj" (Maida = refined flour)
Chaman: "Bada hee bewakoof, anpad and gawaar"
Bhatla: "Yaar abhi kaam karne de.. Time nahi hai"

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For all those who're crying of boredom, chapaat to you! Now cheer up! So, I don't know how it happened. I wrote 20 points. When I numbered them they became 21. Anyways, now comes to sadistic part! I shall pass on this tag to....
Yes, ladies, gentlemen and others, The tag goes to.......

Tada Tada...
a.Abhinav (Yeh le saale! Badlaa)
b.Vikram (Huhahahahah)
c.Nupur (Tum mujhe comment do, mai tumhe tag dunga)
d.Aria (Apun to pehle-ich waarning diya tha!)

Ash around people but you must complete this tag within a specfic amount of time or else!! evil chapaat to you!!!!