Yeh Title Shitle sab man ka vehem hai

My friend Jolly studies somewhere in a village in aurangabad. He's back in Delhi now.

Jolly said, "Arre man! Please come on thursday. Then my holidays are gonna finish"

I was surprised
"Yaar Jolly! You've got holidays ?? I thought Diwali is near.. Why'd you get HoliDays ??"
"Arre man! Those people in my collez, they'r so dumb, they thought it was holi and announced Holidays.. .We also didn't argue... Kya pata diwali days de ya nahi ??"

I was surprised again.
"Yaar Jolly! If people in your collez are dumb, how do they announce things.. I mean how do they speak ??"
"Arre man! Notice print kar ke, sab ko dikhaate firte hain"

I was surprised again and again..
"Yaar Jolly! If they miss someone, then what ??"
"Arre man! Those people dont get to know and they stay in college only even in Holidays or Diwalidays to be more correct. Also, as I told you, people at college are dumb, so the ones who see the notice cannot tell it to others. Its all by luck you see..."

I was not surprised. This was very credible.

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I hope you're not getting the impression that my name is 'MAN'... Its MANI

Many people have tried to ask me...
Infact, many people have asked me
" 'Mani' ??? Are you from south??"

And I say "Yes! Exactly! I come from South Delhi"
People then get a chapaat.

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Today is the D-Day!
I mean Diwali Day.
I personally dont believe in formalities. For example saying "Happy Diwali". Because I dont think anyone ever wishes Happy. In the

form of wish, everyone actually delivers vish. So dont expect me to say "Happy Diwali.."
As it is my spellings are weak and Happy ke spelling mein hamesha mistake hoti hai!

You could call me a complete cynic. I dont like to light lamps coz I dont think they'r indicative of anything. I dont like crackers coz I think they cause lotsa noise. I dont like wishing people or going to people's homes with gifts. Everything is formality and in that, I dont believe.

If someone says Happy Diwali, I just write a small "Shame 2 u" not wanting to be very rude.
The other person thinks its a typo and assumes it to be Same 2 u. Well.. I know Im evil.

But...
I just hope, everyone, including you and ME, are happy. [[Hope I dont sound like a hypocrite.]]
Afterall, If your happiness does not interfere with mine, what problems could I have??