Abey tu! Jackie!!

Abey Tu!

Array! (computer wala nahi hindi wala)
Aaap yaha..? ! ? ?!

Aaaj raasta kaise bhool gaye ??
"Abay Idiot bhoole nahi yaad aa gaya! Chapaat 2 u"

Aaaaah! (chapaat padega to awaaz to aayegi naa!!)
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Jackie

I seem to be using this word quite a lot and people understand less of it.
So I write this to eludicate on the topic.

The word Jackie gets its origin from one of the most respected, famous and revered people in India. As you would've guessed -> Jackie Shroff...

Now, If you try to speak quickly, Shroff would sound like shvoff or Show Off.
So a code term for the one who shows off is Jackie.

Jackie is a noun as well as an adverb. Infact, the oxford has agreed on adding it to the dictionary and obviously, my name shall also be mentioned alongwith the word.
(And not as an example.. Please!)

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There'r many ways a person can jackie. I note people around me jackying all the time. I have been making notes of all that jackiepana.

"The exorcist didn't scare me.. Please find me a movie that does! Please!" (Look at the mirror dude)

"I got 32/40 and 30/30 in my minors but Im not concerned" (thats why I mention it)

"I think Im gonna buy that jacket.. Its only for 8000 bucks" (Jeb mein 10 rs nahi)

"Oh shit dude! I got only 10$ in my wallet." (He had Rs.500 with him... ONLY)

"Oh man! Dad sold the yellow mercedes that I used to get on tuesdays..."

The list goes on...

Patti insists that such Jackies should be respected...

Hence he says ... "Arre ! tumne jackie ko jai kee ??"

The word showoff sounds a little 'vaaheeyaat' and insulting to use.

Hence use the word Jackie as it has its advantages one so many.

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Talking about Jackies, I must Jackie about one small thing myself... Ahem ahem.. try to find the blogger navbar on this page... :D

Jackie Kee Jai