Dureja's Udhaar

Note:
The title is not not 'ud-dhaar' as in kalyaan/betterment
but its 'udhaar' as in credit.

Dureja

Dureja is a cool guy. His normal body temperature is also about 95F.
The only problem he faces is that no one reads his blog.
Thats why its called http://whosgonnareadit.blogspot.com

Well one day we guys were talkin and he started crying...
Dureja(crying): yaar... Im so gareeb... So gareeb... I can't even buy a chotti-munch. Im max gareeb.
I tried to console him by the cliche tranquilizer 'Sab theek ho jayega mere dost'
He immedietly stopped crying and thanked me like hell.

I said 'Yeh kya kar raha hai yaar ??.. Dost ko thank you ?????'
He said 'Sorry .. mujhe maaf kar de'
'Arre! yaar! tu bada bewakoof hai! Dost ko sorry ??'

He cried like hell.
Dureja(crying): 'Yaaaaaaar!!! mai to bahut bada idiot bewakoof moron.. sab hu'
'Mani dost.... tujhe pata hai na mai kitna dumb hu ??'

Me: 'Ha yaar! I know.. Everyone says Dureja kaafi dumb hai.. usse to special theory of relativity bhi nahi samajh aayee.'

Dureja cried like he hadn't got dudu(milk) for over 2 months now.
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The Udhaar Thingy

Recently, dureja got a new template for his blog.
I had a photo of 'daaru' and 'beedi'.
So I asked him how you managed that..

'Yaar I bought a bottle of daaru and beedi from the 'baniye kee dukaan' next to my house..'

'But dureja dude.. I thought you were max gareeb.. How did you get so much paisa ??'

Dureja: Simple! Udhaar!

Me: Arre! When do you have to give him the money then ??

Dureja: After 1 month.

Me: And what'll you do then ? How are you going to get the money ?

Dureja: Dude! There'r so many baneeyas in Delhi. Ill take another udhaar.

Me:But but but! Woh return kaise karega ??

Dureja: Wait Mani... Wait.. I think its time I told you my udhaar theory...

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Dureja's udhaar theory

Lets say you take udhaar from one baniya1 for 1 month.
So after 1 month, buy something of the same worth from baniya2 with obvsiously 'udhaar' and sell it to baniya3.

Give the money to baniya1. So udhaar gets transferred from baniyaa1 to baniya2.
And next time transfer it from baniya2 to baniya3 ... and so on.

The beauty of this is, there are infinite many banias...
and the banias wont finish but one day I will finish.

So I Present
The law of conversation of Udhaar.. (or maybe conservation maybe)

Udhaar (once created) cannot be created or destroyed. It can only be tranformed from one baniya to the other.

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P.S. If some baniye kee dukaan wala is reading this... This post represent solely the views of Mr Dureja and I cannot be blamed for anything written here.