Im back... Chape!

If you thought I was mani, dude you were wrong...
Coz Im back!

Back from where??? you might try to ask....
Well, Ill not answer your Q. (:P to you)

I wish to shed light on a special topic today. (Yes... Im like a tubelight)

Many times while chatting, I use the word 'chape'.

Unfortunately, the poor 5 letta word, with it carries many controversies..
Firstly, many people would not know its meaning and mistake it for some 'maa bhan kee gaali' type word.. I lost chattin partners like this you see...

Secondly, the fights over it spellin continue to spring up..
There are several ways of writin chape
chape
chaep
chayp
chaip
chap
chep

but I think as Tape is tape, Chape is chape... All others are incorrect...

The word is multivalent just like the F word...
'Chape mat ho ' (Dont stick 2 me)
'Kitnaaa chape hai' (Sooo stupid he is)
'Chape joke' (Nonsense joke)
'Maxxxx! chape' (Seriously corny)
etc etc

At this point, I remember a famous quote

'etc' is just a way of pretending you know a lot more than you actually do...

And ya! The F word is fight.. What were you thinkin?

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Ze Chaat Incident

So the other day, I was chatting with someone called Chatter1..
And as naturally as anything I said 'Chape'
So, suddenly, maybe to change to topic, I get a reply sayin...

Chatter1: 'Now what does this mean ????'

Me: this Pronunciation Key (ths)
pron. pl. these (thz)

1. 1. Used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned: This is my cat. These are my tools.
   2. Used to refer to what is about to be said: Now don't laugh when you hear this.
   3. Used to refer to the present event, action, or time: said he'd be back before this.
2. Used to indicate the nearer or the more immediate one: This is mine and that is yours.

I surely was amazed.. How can people not know the meaning of 'this'... Shit!
But more astonishing, is that people are not satisfied by one chape Q.

Chatter1: 'WHAT?? What ?? What is that supposed to mean...??' (Chatter1 stammers you see)
So back to dictionary.com, I help the poor chatter1.

Me:that.Pronunciation Key (tht, tht)
pron. pl. those (thz) ()

1. 1. Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that?
   2. Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time.
   3. Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse.
2. Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one: That is for sale; this is not.
3. Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase: He was fed up, and that to a great degree.
4. The one, kind, or thing; something: She followed the calling of that which she loved.
5. those Used to indicate an unspecified number of people: those who refused to join.
6. Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause, especially a restrictive clause: the car that has the flat tire.
7. 1. In, on, by, or with which: each summer that the concerts are performed.
   2. According to what; insofar as: He never knew her, that I know of.

Now that chatter1's doubts were answered, he/she was mean enough to run away without even saying a thank you leaving me with..
'Chatter1 is now offline'

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Maayuush Proposes

Maayuush is one of my old friends... (He's really old, he even needs a stick 2 walk)
So Maayuush was describing how he once proposed to a girl....

So Let M = Maayuush and G = Some arbit random girl he knew (or maybe didn't know even)

M: Hey girl, have you ever studied about cos and sin ?? (Checkin her intelligence)
G: Yes..

M: Hey girl, you know, to shit is human and to flush divine ?? (Checkin common sense)
G. Yes..

M: Hey girl, do you know you look really fine ?? (Free kee taareef)
G. Yes..

M: Hey girl, does your swatch show 10 past 9 ?? (Impressed by her financial status)
G. Yes..

M: Hey girl, is it everyday that you dine at 15 past 9 ?? (showin her he knows a lot)
G. Yes..

[[Note: By this time, the girl is max frust and used to sayin 'yes' so maayush moves on..]]

M: Hey girl, before you go, tell me, will you be mine ?? (The final propose)

M gets a resounding reverberating echoing and panging Chapaat! (that too v2.0)

Since then, Maayuush decided, he would no more propose girls and only propose theories...
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Ladies and gentlemen, Bhaiyon and beheno, Moms and dads, Thank you.