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OH shit!!! wrong benefits!!
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A. FAQs stands for Frequently Asked Questions.
Q.How much do the answers for FAQs cost ??
A. On our site, the answers are free of cost.
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Q.Who is this chapaat ??
A. Chapaat... Well, He is a blog and is a very good guy.
Q.Is chapaat accessible from every corner of the world ??
A. There are no corners in the world. Earth is spherical.
Q.Oh I mean, can I access chapaat from any city or country ??
A. You can see chapaat from every city in the world, but there are some countries where it is not supported.
Q.Is chapaat free of cost ??
A.If you just want to read, yes... But membership charges total up to about $10000.32837 approx Click here to become a member.
Q.What are the computer and human requirements for chapaat ??
A. Computer must cost atleast $5000 . Human must not be anpad(illiterate) .
Q.Why does chapaat contain arbit humor ??
A. Thats not true, its just a rumor.
Q.How many times can I see chapaat in a day ??
A. Well, there is no such limitation.. But for human welfare we recommend you limit it to 10.
Q.Is it necessary to give comments after I get(read) a chapaat ??
A. Its for a good cause. For every click on the comments link, $0.25 goes to deranged patients.
Q.What benefits do I get by reading chapaat ??
A.
1.More profits for our customers through easier/faster processing.
2.Customer satisfaction considered above any other business considerations.
3.We offer prototype services.
OH shit!!! wrong benefits!!
Correct list follows
1.Rotten PJs liven up your day and energize you
1(a).More energy makes you more efficient
1(b).Higher efficiency, you get promoted/ get good marks
2.Success in life
Troubleshooting FAQs
Q.What is the best way to trouble shoot ??
A. Use a Magnum 96FI
Q.I come after 24 hrs and I see no change.. What should I do ??
A. Press F5
Q.What do I do if I do cannot load chapaat ??
A. Press F5
Q.What should I do if the images are not loading ??
A. Press F5
Q.My keyboard stopped working. I can't write the URL... How do I get to chapaat ??
A. Press F5
Q.My F5 key does not work.. How do I handle the above problems ?
A. Contact keymaker.
(As precaution, always keep a pack of spare F5 keys with yourself.)
Q.I have done everything but I cannot see chapaat.. Now what ?
A. Switch on your monitor.
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Kaala Kavva Strikes Again!! Beware!
10:37 AM
18 Comments:
awesome type chapaat hai...maza aa gaya...zyada java scripts ho rahi hain dude...
PS this is a ganda type comment...good comment kal...abhi mood nahi hai.
mera f55doesnt work, but Me Blog rocks!
By
Phoenix, at October 02, 2005 11:47 AM
F55 ??
Tera keyboard kitna lambaaaa hai ?????
mere mein to sirf F12 tak hain..
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 02, 2005 11:53 AM
typo yar typo
By
Phoenix, at October 02, 2005 12:15 PM
Since we thought it was more than obvious,
we did not post this
Q.What if nothing my keyboard is working ??
A. Press the reload button in your browser in place of F5.
and keymaker did not die
he will appear in later versions of matrix (with plastic surgery n all)
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 02, 2005 12:31 PM
What the faq?
By
AP, at October 02, 2005 2:33 PM
i so love the chapaats..
pls as in pls post each and everyday,u liven my day up..
By
Anonymous, at October 02, 2005 6:31 PM
I enjoy the java pop ups. even though one knows beforehand what is gonna pop up. I still click for fun. As someone rightly pointed out, i am exceptionally jobless
By
Tipsy Topsy, at October 02, 2005 9:11 PM
this time... its a good one.
By
Ravi Handa, at October 02, 2005 9:24 PM
wondering ...
if you can write stuff like that, then you should be a writer for great indian comedy show...
By
mIncl, at October 02, 2005 10:54 PM
@anjul
itne pavitra shabd FAQ ko f*ck jaise istamaal karna paap hai anjul baalak
@anon
i really try to post regularly...
thank u
@tt
next time, you wont know whats gonna come up.. i was too lazy to hide the status...
@handa
this time u removed ur sunglases n saw
@romi
i just LOVE ze comedy show
but thats too big a compliment...
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 02, 2005 10:59 PM
Awesome!!
By
AJ, at October 03, 2005 8:04 AM
i dont know what to say
i have put my hands on my face like ms.india
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 03, 2005 8:07 AM
And what about the 'fake' tears and gasps??
By
AJ, at October 03, 2005 9:58 AM
arre mai koi asli mein miss india thodi hu....
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 03, 2005 10:59 AM
http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
for a Chapaat even better than yours.
By
Unknown, at October 04, 2005 3:07 AM
i would take the word used, 'even'... as a compliment
ty ty
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 04, 2005 6:24 AM
you have been tagged
By
nupur, at October 04, 2005 6:57 AM
i know i know!!!!
and ull be amazed to know ive already completed it.. :D
checkout ur comments
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 04, 2005 7:01 AM
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