The adventures of The Mani
PG, like always, relied on her friends to proxy for her in the Hukka(Humanities) class...
(Obviously she was absent)
I somehow, do not like the proxy concept... Nevertheless PG has other friends...
The attendence sheet was passed for students to sign and some unknown PG signed.
"I'd like to check the attendence sheet today", said the grinning prof.
So he called out everybodys' names.
or maybe I should say he called everybody names.... Im not sure..
anyways
For PG, amazingly, this was the 2nd time, she was caught of not being present in the class while her name was signed for.
Prof was happy. He now had his bakra.(Bakri to be more specific) (Bakra = sheep)
"So Maniraj, you're Priya's friend..??", asked the prof. (Priya is PG's pet name)
(coz he sees me with her in the tutorial classes and he knew she was a good frnd)
"Yes sir.... "
He looked at me mysteriously and before he could say anything
I said loudly, firmly, confidently and boldly...
"Sir... I dont believe in proxies"
"Naa lagaane mein, na lagwane mein" (I dont proxy, I dont tell others to proxy)
(I said it very boldly thats why I put in bold font)
A few microseconds later, when everyone had swallowed my statement, everybody laughed.
2-3 guys were sleeping, they too laughed breaking their slumber.
I was not embarrassed but surprised as to what was so funny ???
"You're speaking so confidently, I believe you" said the prof dude....
and the proxy business was over...
But somehow the non-belief of proxy statement makes my friends laugh everytime.
Creepu lies in the hospital.
No, I dont mean to say he speaks lies... just that he is unwell and lies on the hospital bed.
'Why ???', you might ask...
Even if you didn't ask, I'll tell you.
The actual reason was that his brain crashed.
(No he did not have a truck accident)
His brain stopped responding due to me.
Yes yes! its all my fault.
The Real Thing:
Today in the CHL251 class I was trying to pass time. But time being the careless, dumbly unstudious freak that he is, just couldn't be passed. So I made this chit as I always do and passed it to Creepu.
He saw this and never responded again... His brain hung and there's no way we could restart him. To see the chit, scroll...... (down obviously)
Yes..Thats for Creepu did for sometime before he stuck.. :(
(Obviously she was absent)
I somehow, do not like the proxy concept... Nevertheless PG has other friends...
The attendence sheet was passed for students to sign and some unknown PG signed.
"I'd like to check the attendence sheet today", said the grinning prof.
So he called out everybodys' names.
or maybe I should say he called everybody names.... Im not sure..
anyways
For PG, amazingly, this was the 2nd time, she was caught of not being present in the class while her name was signed for.
Prof was happy. He now had his bakra.(Bakri to be more specific) (Bakra = sheep)
"So Maniraj, you're Priya's friend..??", asked the prof. (Priya is PG's pet name)
(coz he sees me with her in the tutorial classes and he knew she was a good frnd)
"Yes sir.... "
He looked at me mysteriously and before he could say anything
I said loudly, firmly, confidently and boldly...
"Sir... I dont believe in proxies"
"Naa lagaane mein, na lagwane mein" (I dont proxy, I dont tell others to proxy)
(I said it very boldly thats why I put in bold font)
A few microseconds later, when everyone had swallowed my statement, everybody laughed.
2-3 guys were sleeping, they too laughed breaking their slumber.
I was not embarrassed but surprised as to what was so funny ???
"You're speaking so confidently, I believe you" said the prof dude....
and the proxy business was over...
But somehow the non-belief of proxy statement makes my friends laugh everytime.
___________
Creepu lies in the hospital.
No, I dont mean to say he speaks lies... just that he is unwell and lies on the hospital bed.
'Why ???', you might ask...
Even if you didn't ask, I'll tell you.
The actual reason was that his brain crashed.
(No he did not have a truck accident)
His brain stopped responding due to me.
Yes yes! its all my fault.
The Real Thing:
Today in the CHL251 class I was trying to pass time. But time being the careless, dumbly unstudious freak that he is, just couldn't be passed. So I made this chit as I always do and passed it to Creepu.
He saw this and never responded again... His brain hung and there's no way we could restart him. To see the chit, scroll...... (down obviously)
Yes..Thats for Creepu did for sometime before he stuck.. :(
Kaala Kavva Strikes Again!! Beware!
7:32 AM
6 Comments:
cool PTO gif....u made it urself kya?
By
Anand, at October 04, 2005 10:13 AM
yo maaaaaan!
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 04, 2005 6:58 PM
I am laughing like madman(though I don't know how they laugh)
funny, verrrry funny....
By
mIncl, at October 04, 2005 10:34 PM
oye har samay creepu ki kyon leta rehta hai
woh PTO mast tha....isliye to maine teri pitai bhi ki thi...kabhi kabhi to tu khud hi peetne ko kehta hai!!!
aur waise main zyada marti, but i dont believe in pitai
By
Phoenix, at October 04, 2005 11:10 PM
@romi
Ty Ty
i see u beleive lol
@dead bird
creepu is my sorta best friend si u have hakk to take his...
aur PTO mujhe nahi, khud ko
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 05, 2005 12:56 AM
@romi
Ty Ty
i see u beleive lol
@dead bird
creepu is my sorta best friend si u have hakk to take his...
aur PTO mujhe nahi, khud ko!
By
Kaala Kavva, at October 05, 2005 1:02 AM
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