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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Mission Jim

Some people have already read this one.. And some of the some who read did not understand.
Lets see if you can.. And lemme tell you, understanding this does not require an IQ as such.


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Mission Jim

It was quiet and cold. Yullee was alone in the bathroom looking carefully at the dead flywhen suddenly hully came in. Hully saw the dead fly and was reminded of their father.Juller, their father was the greatest of the flyers but had been killed by a group of flies.Obviously, Yulle was Hully's sister. They loved each other more than their life.
"Yullee.. Its time to go"
"Do you see that fly ??"
"Yes but they can come any minute.. Come on, lets go now"

Yullee and hully were escaping from Jim, who lived in that house.
"If Jim gets one sight of us, he'll kill us both. He was the reason for our father's death also" said Hully. Jim had injured their dad and he was later killed by voraciously carnivorous flies.But they had to fight againt Jim and kill him some way or the other, chances of which were less.The only way they could do that was by poisoning his food somehow.
"Lets go to the kitchen..."So they quietly moved to the kitchen... There was no one there. Jim loved corn-flakes with lotsa sugar in them so..
"Yulle, you poison the sugar and I'll go for the flakes"
"Okay brother! Mission Jim begins"

They had moved in this house 2 days ago and Jim had become their greatest enemyby leading their father to death. Now their only aim was to kill Jim and have thehouse to themselves. And their work was almost complete.

They hid in the kitchen as Jim entered the kitchen.He mixed the flakes with milk and sugar as he did everyday, but as soon as he was about to sip it,he saw Yullee! He jumped out of his chair, highly annoyed and got his weapon from the his drawer next to him.And as he shot it at Yullee, the poor cockroach died and fell into his breakfast.But hully, being the loving brother, jumped after yullee to save her but Jim fired at him too..No breakfast for jim today, but the family of the great flying cockroach Juller was no more.Jim cleansed his hands for 5 minutes after keeping the insect spray inside the draw but still fell that this hands were filthy.
The 6-yr-old Jim died 3 days later due to food poisoning.

'Mission Jim'.... successful.

TyTy

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Samajh aayee story ??
What?? 'NAHI' ??

Arre yaar! samajh nahi bhi aayee to meri khushi ke liye jhooth he bol dete..
Tumhara dil hai ya patthar ??

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8 Comments:

  • @anonymous
    thanks dude! i cudnt need something more!
    my dad's cousin sister's father-in-law's 2nd cousin's wife's brother's son's friend's maid needed it and Ive been tryin 2 find it for the past 15 days!

    you made my day!! (Oh its night now...)

    You made my night!!

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at October 25, 2005 11:03 AM  

  • Whaaa...
    Nice story, but I guess I don't have the brains to understand it. Interesting nonetheless, keep 'em coming.

    By Blogger Pareshaan, at October 25, 2005 11:20 AM  

  • Juller family ka THE END!! in just two days!! How cruel can your story be!!

    P.S. Somehow the first comment on most of your posts is spam

    By Blogger AJ, at October 25, 2005 12:09 PM  

  • #Anchal,

    And Z kid always replies back to them:))and quite witty ones at those:p

    By Blogger Rays Of Sun, at October 25, 2005 1:00 PM  

  • yahan bhi!:(

    By Blogger Phoenix, at October 25, 2005 11:55 PM  

  • #@%&#$@#
    this is chinese for your whole story so don't waste time at keyboard ,
    learn chinese

    By Blogger mIncl, at October 26, 2005 12:53 AM  

  • I read the story 2-3 times n I hv become patthar myself.
    Kuch samajh nahi aaya.
    My head is spinning n I need to take a walk.

    By Blogger aria, at October 26, 2005 3:30 AM  

  • @pareshaan
    arre samajh nahi aaya .. fir bhi nice ??

    @anchal
    im as cruel as cruel can be! muahahha
    WHAT ?????? THAT WAS SPAM ??
    SHIT! why dont i ever realize that ??

    @sunrays
    I do ??
    oh YA! I do i do

    @phoenix
    tujhe kya fight much rahi hai be ?

    @romi
    WAAH!
    teach winzip wala people chinese yaar.. kya max awesome compression hai

    @prad1
    Oh what!!!!!1 ty ty ty ty ty (crying) (with hands on fave like miss world)

    @prad2
    tu aur teri angrezi

    @aria
    NAHIIIII!!!!!!!!
    bol do ke yeh jhooth hai !
    seriously speakin, I dont think its SOOOOOOOO obscure
    :(

    @Ze Exaggeratorr
    Oye hi yaar.. kaisa hai be tu??

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at October 26, 2005 6:49 AM  

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