Bandi Brainteaser
Disclaimer: I'm not an MCP. If you are a girl and don't think you have a heart to take this, skip this. But its all a part of the game. No hard feelings.
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What all people(Bandis) do to look beautiful. Oh man! But its okay. Girls should look beautiful even if they have punched on a 5 mm thick layer of powder or stuff like that. Its good. Afterall, I'm here to say 'What goes of me ?'. (Mere kya jaata hai)
The best way to torture a girl is point out her make-up(and such stuff). Wow! What sadistic pleasure! Seeing a girl embarrassed for how someone external has realized the artificiality of her face. Its like, you do something like this to show other people but they should not mention it. But its still Okay.
Girls have a variety of ... errr... I dont know what to call them... they have a variety of 'things' they can apply on their faces. Starting with the highlighter, eye pencil, mascara, kajal, eye liner, lenses, fake eyebrows to the lipstick, foundations, shimmer, lip pencils, lip liner, lip gloss etc etc. Well.. I know what you're thinking right now. No! I'm not like sylive(gay types) nor am I a 'chapraasi' in some beauty parlor. I just got all this information from a friend. (How dumb!)
Sorry for the divagation. The bandi brainteaser goes like this. I was standing next to my mother when she was getting ready (Make up and stuff) (And I dare point out her make up!!!! Haha.)
So she was getting ready and was using this black pencil in the eye. Its called ze eyeliner. And she started talking to me.
"Mani.. I'm facing a problem since somedays and I don't know what to do.."
"What ??"
Okay.. So this is the bandi brainteaser.
"If someone has weak eyesight. How does she use the eyeliner ???"
I was quick to respond.
"Arre! why don't you wear your specs and then try?"
We laughed.
But the question continues to torment me. How does a bandi with weak eyesight apply makeup on ze eyes ? How How! ?
[[Please assume the bandi does not use eye lenses]]
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What all people(Bandis) do to look beautiful. Oh man! But its okay. Girls should look beautiful even if they have punched on a 5 mm thick layer of powder or stuff like that. Its good. Afterall, I'm here to say 'What goes of me ?'. (Mere kya jaata hai)
The best way to torture a girl is point out her make-up(and such stuff). Wow! What sadistic pleasure! Seeing a girl embarrassed for how someone external has realized the artificiality of her face. Its like, you do something like this to show other people but they should not mention it. But its still Okay.
Girls have a variety of ... errr... I dont know what to call them... they have a variety of 'things' they can apply on their faces. Starting with the highlighter, eye pencil, mascara, kajal, eye liner, lenses, fake eyebrows to the lipstick, foundations, shimmer, lip pencils, lip liner, lip gloss etc etc. Well.. I know what you're thinking right now. No! I'm not like sylive(gay types) nor am I a 'chapraasi' in some beauty parlor. I just got all this information from a friend. (How dumb!)
Sorry for the divagation. The bandi brainteaser goes like this. I was standing next to my mother when she was getting ready (Make up and stuff) (And I dare point out her make up!!!! Haha.)
So she was getting ready and was using this black pencil in the eye. Its called ze eyeliner. And she started talking to me.
"Mani.. I'm facing a problem since somedays and I don't know what to do.."
"What ??"
Okay.. So this is the bandi brainteaser.
"If someone has weak eyesight. How does she use the eyeliner ???"
I was quick to respond.
"Arre! why don't you wear your specs and then try?"
We laughed.
But the question continues to torment me. How does a bandi with weak eyesight apply makeup on ze eyes ? How How! ?
[[Please assume the bandi does not use eye lenses]]
33 Comments:
na pooch yaar
badi dukhbhari kahani hai
sun ke teri aakhon se bhi nadiya behne lagengi!
By Kaala Kavva, at December 07, 2005 12:45 AM
lol!! gr8 wrk man!!
By milo, at December 07, 2005 2:42 AM
lol!! tht was fun! kaafi research kiya hai!
btw a woman with weak eyesight asks some1 else to apply kajal fr her...in fact women wid perfect eyesight do that a lot too! :)
By Mirage, at December 07, 2005 2:45 AM
@vikram
shit man!
seriously kya mast senti maarta hai tu!
jab bhi mai koi comedy movie banaunga, usmein senti dialogues tujhse likhvaunga..
and i will pay you handsomely! (Yes handsomely not prettily.. kyuki usmein make chaheye hota hai na ;) )
@milo
oh thanks yaar... will try to be gr9 next time!
@mirage
oh thats a good solution just hoping the the 'some1 else' might not poke something into her eyes!
By Kaala Kavva, at December 07, 2005 2:58 AM
Oye Randomraj,
Eye make up is applied from very close quarters. So bandis go very close to the mirror and do so. Which is why even bandis with weak eyesight have no problems applying eye make-up!
ps: I'm surprised no bandi on your blog has spoken up yet!
pps: I wouldn't trust another person to apply eye make up on me. Neverrrrrr! :O
By Sayesha, at December 07, 2005 6:12 AM
I cant put eyeliner even if you paid me for it. It require a LOT of practice. I still cant put it without blinking, so even a 6/6 vision wont help.
What the hell is a highlighter???
Also, as the saying goes, 'Less is More'. I think makeup follows a function where: too much is ugly, nothing is not too great, but a few 'dabs' here and there can make a world of a difference. :-)
By nupur, at December 07, 2005 7:40 AM
Yeah i think those are the 2 ways....Either get someone to do your eyeliner for you or just go really really close to the mirror.
Btw i've heard of fake eyelashes but fake eyebrows?? That's new to me lols...
By Anonymous, at December 07, 2005 7:49 AM
Hey M. Where is that vote you had on your side bar? I wanted the link to the website which gives the code.
By nupur, at December 07, 2005 8:00 AM
hehehehe
hahahaha
hohohoho
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badhiya tha yaar! Regarding the eyeliner, as Sayesha said..but vaise jab makeup ki baari aati hogi tab i think bandi ko chashme ki bina hi dikhai de jata hoga( bhagwan ki kripa!)
Whats highlighter and fake eyebrows??And eye pencil/eye liner different hota hai??
By AJ, at December 07, 2005 8:19 AM
Oye, application of eye make up is quite an art. Not everyone can do it, well:)
BTW, me wearing spectecles since my 10th std and got upgraded to contact lenses 5 yrs back. Well, even without my lenses, I can apply the perfect eye liner. and my eye power is minus 3:)
And yes! I have never given my eyes for someone to experiment with liners and mascara:))
So, if I can, so can everyone:p
BTW, nice post..maza aa gaya:)
By Rays Of Sun, at December 07, 2005 9:25 AM
@sayesha
what if close-vision is weak ??
and even I wont rely on some1 else to do sumtn like that for me!
@thdq
Haha! tuff thing lagti hai... 'what goes of me?'
highlighter is the color applied on the eye lids...
and ya.. i agree makeup should be mild and pleasent
@anon
Oh god! I wrote eyebrows!!
shit! sorry i mean eyelashes!! forgive me
@thedq2
www.webpollcentral.com i think
@champa
highlighter is the color applied on the eye lids...
fake eyebrows nahi fake eyelids hai (thanks 2 anon + u)
And I dont know eye liner aur eye pencil mein kya difference hai
as i told u ... im no chapraasi in booty parlor.
@ros
minus 3 to bacho ka khel hai
i know a guy... he has -10 both eyes.. (ha ha iit ka hai)
and its really tuff to rely on some1 when it comes to ur body!
glad u liked the ladytalk..
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@Me
I wonder why no guys say anything. (except vikram)
(I'm sure anon is a girl)
By Kaala Kavva, at December 07, 2005 9:30 AM
Viks, aajkal ladkiyon se gheera hua hai:))
By Rays Of Sun, at December 07, 2005 9:41 AM
ash hai bhai saab kee
'ladki here ladki there
but not a drop to drink
oh i mean
and not a girl to wink!'
By Kaala Kavva, at December 07, 2005 9:45 AM
Ladki here, ladki there
But gone before you can blink
What could you be doing wrong?
Think, Vikram, think!
By Sayesha, at December 07, 2005 2:20 PM
Bechara its not his choice, though:))
By Rays Of Sun, at December 07, 2005 2:20 PM
I can give an asnwer. Trink trink:))
By Rays Of Sun, at December 07, 2005 2:24 PM
So now you are thinking of Z??
Viks, you are a sweetheart:) tere charche to sab jagah famous hai:))
By Rays Of Sun, at December 07, 2005 2:32 PM
But why does none of them give you bhaav
Come on now! Think Viks, think!
Is it because your pants are purple
Shoes are red, and your shirt is pink?
By Sayesha, at December 07, 2005 2:39 PM
I think Randomraj's gonna chase us out of his blog! Luckily, he's still sleeping! :P
By Sayesha, at December 07, 2005 2:40 PM
Hehehee... And Vikram gracefully accepts defeat! ;)
ps: Chal Randomraj, tere blog ko baksh diya! :P
By Sayesha, at December 07, 2005 2:51 PM
@Women - a puzzle that can never be solved. :D
And guy say this and say this, when they find a girl equal or better to their Takkar:p
Kya karen, that one line says a lot, baby:))
Pat on our backs, Sayesha and Ros..heheheeh
By Rays Of Sun, at December 07, 2005 3:15 PM
#Viks!
Dumb hoga tu and teree woh baywatch women on the sunny beaches of California:p
Tujhe poetry us takkar ki aatee hi nahi hai na:p
Uff yeh ladke.Unrelenting:p
By Rays Of Sun, at December 07, 2005 4:44 PM
Arre! yeh kya ho gaya!!!
maaf karna vikram.. this is all due to me!
Kyu kyu ! ??
Kyu mainay woh chhoti see poem likhi..
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
poyam mai kya likhunga
mai thhehra gareeb sa bacha
ladayee na karo logo
nahi hota yeh achchha!
*tears*
By Kaala Kavva, at December 07, 2005 5:02 PM
beta mani,
(plz read in heavy formal professor type voice). The girl in question, can still apply the required amount of kajal if she raises her hand over her specs and and puts the kajal pencil in vertical direction...and brings it down carefully, so as not to hurt her eye. and then apply the kajal as she wants. I understand this is a complicated concept.... but you have to learn it... it form the basis of lots of make-up theories. if you have any questions.... plz dont come to my office.... try to apply ur mind.... aande de raha hai kya dimag andar.
Professor BHaki
By Anonymous, at December 07, 2005 8:55 PM
@bhaki
abe oye!
tu aur proff ?
shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ?
chal zero.. kat le .. kat le..
heheh just mazaakin sir!
thanks for the flawless advice!
I will be heavy on you forever(hamesha tere upar abhaari rahunga)
By Kaala Kavva, at December 08, 2005 6:55 AM
"Practice makes a MAN perfect,as WOMEN r already perfect!!!"...aisa mere PHYSICS cheater..oops teacher kehte hain!!!
"AANKHEN make up nahi karti,MANN make up karta hai:-p",no matter eye sight kitni bhi weak ho,make up to bas ho jaata hai!!(zaada filmi ho gaya naa!)
mascara,eye liner,lip gloss..wah wah!itne naam to mujhe bhi nahi pata the!!GOLMAAL HAI BHAI SAB GOLMAAL HAI!!
vaise aajkal girls prefer less make up & boys r getting concious bout their looks!!PROOF-"hair gels aur FAIR N HANDSOME eiwen hi nahi bikte!!"
aur haan..us naacheez ko shaayad highliter nahi'eye shadow'kehte hain;-p!!
Any bandi with weak eye sight can apply eye liner easily:)...just tell me"cant u write ur name on a piece of paper with ur eyes closed?"..got it??-Ms.Happenning!!!!!
By Anonymous, at December 08, 2005 9:59 AM
AANKHEN make up nahi karti,MANN make up karta hai, no matter eye sight kitni bhi weak ho,make up to bas ho jaata hai!!
Waah! Kya bol dala!
and kuch golmaal nahi! and girls ka kuch shaunk kam nahi huva hai.. boys ka zyada ho gaya hai.
hehe... fair n handsome
mujhe kya pata highlighter ya eye shadow... mainay konsa use kiya hai!
I can write my name with eyes closed but not very neatly!
par okay if u say... its a girl's problem. let the girls' handle it!
what goes of me! Ha Ha!
By Kaala Kavva, at December 08, 2005 8:58 PM
when i wear lenses....it gets easier for me to apply eyeliner...but i have encountered situations where i decided to give my eyes a rest (usually after working on submission the whole night before) and still had to put eyeliner for some occasion...
now i have a plus power...dat means i cannot see things which are near me, clearly...and above all, i find it very funny dat without my lenses or specks, my left eye can see much clearly than my right...
so to put eyeliner on my right eye, it does not really need much effort...but to put it on my left eye, when i have to see by just my weak eye, is very very difficult...i have to wipe liner off my eye a couple of times as well...
so here, u got an answer from a bandi who has weak eyesight...
ps: after much practice, now i can apply it pretty decent on both my eyes....without lenses..
By bharti, at December 11, 2005 7:29 AM
@bharti
wow!
kitna long answer!
amazed I am!
well it was only my curiousity to know...
but now i know "practice makes perfect"
By Kaala Kavva, at December 11, 2005 7:34 AM
yahoo!!!
m so happy u go it dude...
By bharti, at December 11, 2005 7:45 AM
@bharti
:D
By Kaala Kavva, at December 11, 2005 7:46 AM
ye eyeliner kya hota hain? will it help me in completing CA?
By arpana, at December 21, 2005 12:33 AM
arre! hadd ho gayi!
yeh sawaal bandi bande se poochti hai ke eyeliner kya hota hai!!
chee chee!
mujhe kya malum.. bas kuch hota hai!
talking about CA
CA log, CA kar ke CA ban jaate hai.
I mean..
"Chartered accountant log, Complete Ash kar ke Chaalaak Apraadhi ban jaate hain"
Aisa mai nahi maanta.. mere dost ne mujhe bola tha.
Woh bhi CA karra hai... (complete ash)
By Kaala Kavva, at December 21, 2005 12:37 AM
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