Chapaat v2.0

Friday, April 14, 2006

Just a...

Recently there was an email, about a departmental magazine to be out in college and they needed articles. There was a punch line though, "See that the articles are related to the department". Then X came to the rescue and give forth this and I ask could it be more related to the (Chemical Engg.) department..
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As the engineer trod the control room floor for the last time, for one last time he(not the engineer) looked around nostalgically. He looked at the high ceiling, the long pipes, the heavy railings, the dryers, the columns and in the end, he looked at her, inanimate and old but ever beautiful and he wept. He wept for the last time for the factory he had spent his whole life in was now to be defunct just like himself and his love. The reactor was old, as old as her, the reactress, but alas, time got the better of her and took her away. Since the time they were constructed, they had been seeing each other (with their eyes), they clicked and became the best of friends and the best of lovers. Being utmost quality, extremely strong outer walls, anti-corrosive material and huge (3m diameter!), they were the state-of-the-art, the best out of their contemporaries but they had never even considered vanity as a part of their mindset. But now, there were these young, energetic and more efficient ones, though even they could not halt the factory going out of business and all could be blamed on none other than, Distillo.(The distillation column.)

He remembered the youthful days, when they had just been installed. How happy they were, together, working, reacting and producing. But this world is a water bubble, happiness bursts and sadness outbursts .Distillo was large, really gigantic and he looked wicked too. Moreover, he was inefficient and restless, would disturb the whole production with his tantrums. Abi, the absorption tower was titanic too but kind and loyal. He was their defense against the fiendish Distillo. RotoDodo, the rotary drier, equally evil was Distillo's servile follower and his messenger. Though superficially, they maintained good relations with all, it was just a means treachery and craftiness they had been imbibed with.

"I wonder why the reactor work so hard these days", said Rotododo to the reactress one day in very mysterious way, when reactor had gone for maintenance.

"Because he's a reactor with principles.. He knows its his duty to react materials and give the best conversion" defended the Reactress. Suddenly Distillo came into the scene,

"I know he's hard working. But you know what reactress?" said Distillo, and started before she could say anything

"I really like you. You're really beautiful, but more than that you're honest and kind. Let me give you this advice and I say this to you only because I wish your good.. The engineers talked of replacing one of the reactors with a new young model and by showing that he's very energy efficient, he could outrun you and not get replaced."

The reactress was moved and she moved, thinking that what if Distillo was true. What would she do? Could reactor ever have done that? But fortunately enough and unfortunately for Distillo, Abi had heard the whole conversation and had told everything to Reactor, the moment he arrived but before he could clarify matters, reactress was taken in for maintenance.

That night, reactor went to Distillo with a temper uncontrolled, but his temper and himself were quelled by their mighty blows. When reactress came back, he was not there. She heard that he had been leaking heavily due to injury caused by Distillo. Furious, she demanded a reason..

"Don't you see it reactress? His treason ? He came to shut us down, just because we told you the truth but we had to defend ourselves."

Reactress collapsed, not physically though. While reactor was away, her efficiency went down, touching the ground. She was rendered useless by the malignity of Distillo and RotoDodo and by the Reactor came back, she had been completely dismantled and had been replaced by a newer, prettier and a more efficient reactress, but this, too, was the end of Reactor's life.

He was helpless and wept all the time and all he could do to Distillo is curse him and ask the reason why he did everything he did. Distillo always ignored him, keeping busy in his tantrums and evilness, except this one time, "Tell me why do you ruin everything! Why!?", cried Reactor..

"Okay listen up buster. For once and for all, We're all here to do our work and we do it. You both were reactors, you reacted, likewise, RotoDodo dries. I have nothing against you, but I'm just doing my work. I'm just a separator. Just a separator."

And after he gave this reply, reactor never spoke anything again...

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28 Comments:

  • Yuhuuu!! fir se first! :D-Ms.Happening!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 14, 2006 9:02 AM  

  • sometimes i wonder how much craxy u can be?

    By Blogger Koi Pahailee, at April 14, 2006 5:54 PM  

  • reminded me of the short story i had done in 12..haha that was just 2 yrs back.....cool one!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 14, 2006 8:01 PM  

  • I appreciate that.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 14, 2006 10:43 PM  

  • :)

    By Blogger vibhav, at April 14, 2006 10:43 PM  

  • mike testing...
    one two
    miketesting

    By Blogger R, at April 14, 2006 11:52 PM  

  • shit yaar..
    seriously speaking...
    bahut mast sad wali love story likhi hai re tune.. !!
    Seems like..perhaps besides chapaating, you are good at a lot more stuff..

    Shabaashi chapaat to u ;-)

    By Blogger AJ, at April 15, 2006 4:18 AM  

  • and sachhi bolti hoon..
    leaving aside the 'mechanical' part perhaps.. the story got me senti

    By Blogger AJ, at April 15, 2006 4:19 AM  

  • Shruti:- Even i did something lik tht 2 yrs bac:-p..but now I regret!kasam se!:)

    Mani:- A perfect story for chem.engg.dept.,Mechanics bhi aur cute chemistry bhi:-p!!Even i feel its touching rathr thn chapating!!

    Fikar not!Yeh to hit hai!!

    I wish they had a fixer or something too!:(-Ms.Happening!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 15, 2006 9:37 AM  

  • mr.anonymous:- regret , kyun bhai...
    i don't regret reading a story......
    money ji: i missed it..aapko rumaal ki warning deni chahiye thi...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 15, 2006 12:25 PM  

  • @ms happeing
    abe 1st nahi 2nd!
    1st to maine likha tha! (yeh post)

    @selva
    haan bhej diya hai
    dekhte hain

    @koi pahailee
    ohhh... good Q...
    but but but ... this is not ze limit!! hehehe :P

    @shruti
    which istory ?? which which ?
    i think i also have passed 12th ... lemme remember..
    (3 mins later)
    oh yes! i have!!!
    naam bol story ka!

    @akg sir
    oh ty ty ty ty ty ty sir
    thanks a ton!

    @the anon
    :) 2 u 2

    @raam pyari
    wah wah kya fotu hai
    wah wah kya naam hai
    wah wah!

    @champa
    haha
    tu to mere jaise exclaim karti hai
    'shit yaar!'
    thanks for shabashi yaar
    aap hee ke kripa hai! senti champa jee!

    @ms happening
    tq madame tq
    toone bahut hosla bada diya hai!
    aur fixer nahi hota :P

    @shruti
    arre anonymous mr nahi ms hai
    (uska naam mis happening hai :P)
    and u missed what ? and konsa rumaal ?? samajh nee aaya.. :(

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at April 15, 2006 12:39 PM  

  • arre ..story senti thi to appko rumal ki warning deni chahiye thi......and sorry hai ji ms anonymous....aap blog karti hain kya?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 15, 2006 5:15 PM  

  • @shruti
    ohhhh haan agli baar se pakka de dunga
    waise ek baat batao ms.shruti
    aap hamesha aise ajeeb ajeeb time pe kaise comment karti ho ?
    kya aap nightbird ho ?

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at April 16, 2006 12:32 AM  

  • Shruti:-Story padh k regret nahi hua:-p,apni evil deed yaad kar ke regret hua!
    ..umm..to sum up "isne meri aankhein khol di:-p!"-Ms.Happening!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 16, 2006 3:21 AM  

  • aha..ab to mujhe paka yakeen ho gaya ki u r munnu bhai ki category walle...had scraped orkut par same question....wo kya hai aaj kal nightbird ban kar raat ko padai ki aadat ho gayi hai...when bored..blogs padti hu..happy money ji....waise is comment ki timing dekh lena tussi

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 16, 2006 5:15 AM  

  • waah!..great.
    thinking..tusi acha likhte ho....hmmmm...neha fir khush hui.
    :P

    one zordar dhamakedaar sabashi typ chapaat to champak laal..:D

    By Blogger Neha Sinha, at April 16, 2006 6:15 AM  

  • @shruti
    hehe pehle shak kyu tha ?
    woh bhi mere jaisa hatela hai.. bilkul apni category ka hai anpad (mirchi bolta hai)
    (waise great minds think alike)
    lagta hai aap bahut mehnati ho.. raat raat bhar padti ho..
    :o haan lekin yeh comment to insaano wale time pe hai!!
    hehe

    @neha fry
    hay neha! hay neha!
    aap khush huvi iss zyada mujhe aur kya mil sakta hai (except rs 500 obvsly)
    and thanks for ze zordar dhamakedaar chapaat!!!
    (yaar kinna zordaar tha! mere neighbours poochne aa gaye hain.. kya huva kya huva karke)

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at April 16, 2006 7:50 AM  

  • hehe..sahi hai.. mani ji se money ji uar phie se mirchi ji...aur koi M se naam hai to bata do....i prefer mirchi ji...suit karta hai....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 16, 2006 6:59 PM  

  • aur oye..time dkh liyo..insanno ke time pe kiya hai...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 16, 2006 7:00 PM  

  • @shruti
    hehe mirchi ji
    kinni respect mil rahi hai mujhe wah wah!
    :(( <- khushi ke aasoon (lekin mere face pe ;P)
    (and haan subeh 7.30 insaano wala time heee hota hai...)

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at April 18, 2006 8:00 AM  

  • arey mani, kyah baat hai a chmically mechanical love story....
    good man....good....but why a sad ending....

    'l8r'

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 19, 2006 1:14 AM  

  • Arrey maine toh pehle hi de diya tha opinion. ;) AWESOME story and great writing skills...zordaar shabaashi type chapaat to you. :P

    By Blogger The Girl Who Sold The World, at April 20, 2006 4:00 PM  

  • abe mast ...especially when he gets nostalgic..."he looked at the high ceiling..pipes hahaha
    awesome dude
    by the way,
    my VIT friends came to know about my blog and said it was awsome..but the guy whom i was mocking at in the first blog got upset cos everyone was laughing at him....
    so i told them i deleted my blog..aish karo!
    but actually, its there with a new name n look...(don't call me copycat)
    http://moron-showcase.blogspot.com

    I want more "outside Vit" people to read it so...just put the link on chapaat!...seeya

    By Blogger Rohit, at April 21, 2006 4:17 AM  

  • Nice story, I liked the names. kewl... :D
    N betw u got a nice blog... ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 11:50 PM  

  • so technology speaks ... mmmmmmmmmmm

    By Blogger Dew Drops, at April 24, 2006 6:17 AM  

  • @l8r
    yaar kya karien.. sad storied hee banti hai mere se.. malum nahi kyu

    @the gullllll
    haan ty ty
    ty for ze shabashi!

    @odie
    tu to bada evil nikla re!
    hehehe
    khair
    ty
    tera blog ka address daal dunga.. dont worry

    @virus
    shukriya dost..
    ty too!

    @dew drops
    arre ?? :O
    you didn't know that ??? :O
    are you from the 10th century or sometn ????

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