Fone Gimmicks

Its a rule. Whats a rule ?
Its a rule that whenever some friend of mine gets a call on his/her cell, I would attempt to feign his/her voice and attend to the call. Though it doesn't work very well, but I enjoy it. (Ofcourse I don't take calls from parents etc).

So it was this time A,B,C,D,E,F.... (i don't know upto what) and me were sitting together. (all guys). Suddenly D's phone rang. So it being a reflex action, I picked it up and said
"Helooooooooo"
Damn! Some female figure spoke up. I thought "Oh shit!"
and gave the phone back to D not wanting to spoil D's female relations. So as soon as D started talking,
"Hello ma'am... Yes Ma'am.."
It was some teacher of his.Then I, the dastardly one(Oye! Remember... Dastard not b*stard) , gave G an idea. (Its a standard idea.. don't curse me for it). So G pretended to be this sweet female who said aloud twice...
"Arre D! Kapde to pehen lo..." (Dear D, atleast wear your clothes first)

The Embarrassed D ran out of the room and brought back within 30 seconds an irritated and discomposed look with himself,
"What the hell you guys!! Kya karte ho!!! "
We all started laughing hard as he said,
"You know... she asked me"-
"D are you busy ??? Should I call you later"
"No no ma'am its okay..."
"No no I'll call you later" and she hung up..

This was the limit... It was the first time the caller had fallen for this gimmick. Though we have many other pranks to play too.. for example when people get calls from their parents
"Abe woh vodka kee bottle pass kar yaar" (Please pass that vodka bottle)
or
"Tu kya sirf Wills peeta hai kya ??" (Do you smoke only Wills)


Then there was one time, when one of my friends was talking to her boyfriend and a guy within us said ..
"Yaa to mera haath pakad le, yaa usse baat kar le" (Either hold my hand or talk to me).

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I'm strongly against all this sort of crap.Crap crap crap. It is, certainly, extremely indecent to do such malicious acts. It simply brings out a lot about your character. How can somebody blurt out such unseemly words when someone is in the middle of a conversation ? Huh! Won't you agree ?