Chapaat v2.0

Thursday, February 09, 2006

She killed my cat, I killed her.

There are almost 2.000000277(approx) types of people in this world-
1. People who have a negative IQ and keep doing classifications on people.
2. The rest.

Unrelated: I was once a workaholic and people used to tell me,
"All work and no play, Makes jack a dull boy"
I used to thank mom, my name's not jack.

The english were smart people. Sidenote: Have you ever noticed the name of the language and the name of the people of a place is same. English and english. Spanish and spanish. German and german. Etcetera and Etcetera. (See the irony, Sidenote in the middle). The english were smart. I say so because of the technique they used to vanquish the Indians, called Divide and Rule, rocks. It always works. At minor levels like friends too. People will try to break you off from your friends to make you dependent on themselves and then they relish the power. The power to control the other. The power to say No! But why should I be concerned ?

I am a jolly guy. Mostly. (No offences meant to my friend named jolly.) And I keep saying that nothing's bad nothing's bad. But it becomes difficult sometimes to tell others the same they when they're not feeling good about something. I can be harsh on myself but not on others. I can console myself but I'm too bad when it comes to others. But I generally keep saying that there's nothing bad about anything and most probably the other person is thinking
"This naive kid shall know what life is one day".
(Don't ask me how I know what the other guy thinks.. I'm not allowed to tell anyone that I'm psychic(Abey! Psycho nahi Psychic!))
But let the others think what they want to. Why should I be concerned ?

If you ever feel you have been admired, think 21.7 more times. Appreciation is a tough one honey. It has most probably been done to pacify you, but blame and slander is as easily available as salt in the dead sea. Ha ha. Look at the irony. People defame others all their lives and praise them posthumously. "Kitna bhala aadmi tha". Now how does it even matter ?

Is there anything that if I don't get to know will finish my purpose of living ? Is there any such fact or incidicent, I do not know about will diminish my identity ? Is there any such thing I can not live without knowing from others ? Maybe yes. But I have taught myself to answer this question as No. Just for me. And hence I say, She used to kill the cats. Then she killed my cat. I killed her.

22 Comments:

  • This naive kid shall know what life is one day

    By Blogger vibhav, at February 09, 2006 11:43 AM  

  • :)

    Life does not have sharp-edges, or clear cut answers to it's problems. - Benjamin Franklin.

    Yaar yeh baatein to kuchh khaas samajh mein naheen aayeen waise, par ek baat samajh mein aayee, praise se door raho to achchha hai. Par tune aaj rules of approximation tod diye lagta hai.

    Yeh dialog mast hai, kind of mera favorite, "Bohot bhala aadmi thaa"!

    By Blogger vibhav, at February 09, 2006 11:51 AM  

  • Dude,
    cat ka kya funda hai?

    By Blogger Pareshaan, at February 09, 2006 2:56 PM  

  • u have a knack of writing even the deepest things with infinite uchhalapa dost.

    If you ever feel you have been admired, think 21.7 more times.
    i dotn think it is that complicated as u make it to be.

    but u bloody murderer, by telling ppl nt to trust appreciation as it may be fake, u tryin to divide and rule too right?

    By Blogger Phoenix, at February 09, 2006 7:54 PM  

  • Nice post yaar!

    Life has its own way to give back answers to you. Dont scout for answers . Just know, that the questions are there.

    By Blogger Shreyansh, at February 09, 2006 10:15 PM  

  • i just love the way u write...
    nice desi style of writing
    and the word 'posthumous...whatever' really dint fit in the post..

    /(See the irony, Sidenote in the middle). /
    hhehehehe

    and yes english were smart ppl...
    but i cant think 21.7 times more
    can u?

    By Blogger Koi Pahailee, at February 10, 2006 12:18 AM  

  • "Appreciation is a tough one ".."but blame and slander is as easily available as salt in the dead sea"...well said but its human nature..Wen sum1 defames us we cant swallow,but we easily forget it wen sum1 appreciates us!!
    "Nothings bad"...a very nice way to console urself! But had "bad" not been there,the "good" would hav remained unnoticed!!..vaise its just a way to say urself "everything ll b fine" or may b u try to look at the othr side of the coin n try to mould urself acc to the situation!!
    Wenever anything goes wrong,I blame it on "human nature"!!!& it works!!

    Dnt know why par kahin na kahin i felt tht the post had a deep meaning!!!
    All the best n Nothings bad(even mishappenings can b happening,just change the way u look at it!!!)-Ms.Happening!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 10, 2006 2:57 AM  

  • @Lotus
    arre u still remember the types of chapaat.. mai unke no. bhool gaya.. name yaad hain
    but im sure u wanna gimme a shabashi chapaat!! wright ???

    @the anon1
    thanku unkill

    @the anon2
    :) 2 u 2
    haan yar mujhe bhi mast lagta hai sun ke "bada hee bhala maanas tha!"
    yaar tujhe samajh nahi aaya ??
    unexpected yaar...
    :(

    @pareshaan
    arre yahi to baat hai is post kee
    yeh zara cryptic sa hai..
    cat ka funda thoda mysterious hai
    boojho to jaane!

    @vikram
    abe maar diya usko
    but thanks yaar for ur helping hand...

    @feenix
    so is it good or chape ?
    arre nahi yaar... cheezo ko complicated banane kee aadat meri nahi..
    21.7 may be a crude approx... tujhe 2.17 times soch kar bhi pata chal jayega appreciation sahi hai ya nahi
    and suno madame.. jis color ka chashma pehento ho na, world usi color ka dikhta hai..
    i don't believe in divide and rule. I believe in divide and conquer!!!!

    @shreyansh
    arre ty yaar
    life always keeps answering yaar...

    @life, tu mast hoti hai yaar!!

    @koi pahailee
    desi !! hahahaha
    arre sorry but I thought that word would be best to describe my feelings..
    aise hee hota hai na ? kyu ?
    and ya..
    if you appreciate the english, leave the thinking 21.7 times to them!
    waise I can think any [real number] no of times.
    :P

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 10, 2006 7:21 AM  

  • @Mshappening
    nahi yaar...
    when some1 defames us, we start to hate the person.
    when some1 praises, we start to like them, though we may forget the actual compliment.
    yeh sab ego ka khel hai.. bond hoti hai ego..

    and I never said that nothing is bad hence everything is good. It happens the way it should and that is for the better.
    and haan dusro ko blame karna is asaan... don't blame it on human nature.. blame it on ur nature... coz maybe ur human too....

    the post certainly had a deeeeeep meaning...
    but im sure the absraction of the language did not let you get there... my fault... but thats human nature you see... errr.. I mean my nature!!! ahhaha

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 10, 2006 7:26 AM  

  • arre tank u aunty!

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 10, 2006 8:33 AM  

  • EKDUM CORRECT!!..badi chaalu cheez hai ego!!"I"par start hoti hai aur "I" par hi khatam!!...Bond bhi hai aur bonds break bhi karti hai!!!

    Aur kisi ko blame karke kyon kisi ki gaaliyaan suno?..phir mujhe bhi post-humously hi "bhalaa insaan"award milegaa!!!...so let it b human nature only!!!..mast hai human nature,bade pyar se sab blames apne oopar le leti hai!!hehe:)!! -Ms.Happening!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 10, 2006 11:10 AM  

  • Tu toh serious ho gaya yaar... lekin achha post likha :)

    No chapaat to you today. :)

    By Blogger Sayesha, at February 10, 2006 6:29 PM  

  • Hmmm .. bahot deep hai .. I'm still digging!

    By Blogger aria, at February 11, 2006 10:46 PM  

  • Life is like that my friend...

    P.S. don't take that seriously...I fall in the type 1 category!!

    By Blogger Varenya, at February 12, 2006 9:51 AM  

  • hmmmm....
    1. am bak!!!
    2. oye, vatsa, inni serious type post??
    sab changa toh hai na??
    i got this distinct feeling that you were rting about something specific but u used a vague kinda launguage to camouflage the real stuff.....
    this cud be the result of my over active imagination , as well though!!!!
    anyways u stay jolly.
    no offence meant to the guy called jolly.

    By Blogger R, at February 12, 2006 7:23 PM  

  • koi new chapaat??
    u busy?

    By Blogger Koi Pahailee, at February 12, 2006 8:52 PM  

  • @Mshappening
    hehe anpad rahegi tu!
    ja ja pad le bachi... exam exam!!!
    hahahaha
    ahhahaa

    @sayesha
    arre no chapaat from CS ??? thats chapaatingly shocking!!!

    @aria
    extra khurpi hai ?? I wanna dig too!!!

    @varenya
    type 1 ?? ze kya hota hai bhaisaab ?

    @moon waali maatey
    oye haan.. mai soch hee raha tha tu kaha gayab ho gayi... but acha hai ur back.. i always thought u r ruchi.
    oye yaar sab changa hee hota hai... aur post itna max serious bhi nahi hai yaar!
    waise ur not imagining u got the right thing in ur mind.. the next step is to determine what I am talking about.. :D
    (jolly is chill.. dont worry)

    @koi pahailee
    sabr ka fal meetha hota hai...
    aur sabr ka chapaat to aur bhi mast
    ;)
    hahahaha

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 13, 2006 1:46 AM  

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    By Blogger R, at February 13, 2006 3:40 AM  

  • @maatey
    arre shukriya .. as u know I don't believe.. but ty to bolna hee chaheye... i was happy u forgot... but afterall yaad aa hee gaya.. :)
    but kya khushi yaar. ek ear aur less gaya. haina ? :( . but i cares for ur feelings. :)
    (mera to sin curve jaisa transition ho raha hai :):(:)(:)hahahahhaha)

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 13, 2006 4:23 AM  

  • There are almost 2.000000277(approx) types of people in this world-
    1. People who have a negative IQ and keep doing classifications on people.
    2. The rest.

    get it now??

    By Blogger Varenya, at February 13, 2006 8:29 AM  

  • oh forgive me!
    im really absent minded...

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 13, 2006 8:34 AM  

  • hmmm
    true
    and thought provoking
    gud to c this side of ur personality

    By Blogger AJ ! Serendipity !!!, at March 23, 2006 9:54 PM  

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