Champa to sad gayee re

The previous post was the 100th chapaat. So this will be... um.. umm.... yes 100 + 3.863 - 2.861 - .002 = 101 th chapaat. (Don't ask questions about my calculation!).

I was very happy after writing 100 chapaats. I thought
'Now I'll change chapaat. Comments style, page template, sidebar! Chun chun ke change karunga! chun chun ke'
But I'm a lazy bum. Well, I also could not find a very nice template also. Hence you have the 101 post old chapaat in front of you dear. Please try to enjoy *with an innocent teeth-showing grin*.

Regarding this post. There's this champa. She's called champa and she had very been tagged by the tag-mafia. She was very upset so I tried to console her. And bhalaaee ka to zamaana hee nahi, she got into the tag-mafia and tagged me. I, being the rebel I am, revolted and said that I shall complete your tag later. And suddenly I got a sandesh which made it clear
"Champa to sad gayee re!"
(Sad here to be pronounced as sudd which means rotten)

Hence, to unsad her, I must complete this tag. Here it comes...

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It was a beautiful sunny deol morning. When I was sitting outside my mansion in the park. Some stupid TV guys with 10-15 cameras and 100's of mics came to me for an interview.

"Sir sir! Please sir! Only one interview sir! please sir!"
So I allowed them. Lo Suno ab....

A - Age you got your first kiss:
I feel it was about 0.0038776298 yrs(approx). The nurse was, though I must not say but, fida on my manly outcry.

B - Band listening to right now:
Arre! Mera khud ka band baja huva hai! Kisi aur ka band kyu sununga! Huh! Ridiculous question!

C - Crush:
Crushed Ice! And in that kala khatta and khus flavor. Hahahaha. Just mazaaking.
If you try to ask me about me crush, I will say
"Arre! Itne hain kee pata nahi kitne hain!"

D- Drink of Choice:
How dare you ask me such a personal question!!!?? But now that you've asked its okay. Apple juice is my favourite closely followed by ThumsUp. (Bade ho jao bachche!)

E - Easiest person:
What the hell ? Yeh kaisa vaheeyaat sawaal puch daala! Person easy aur difficult kaise ho sakta hai ? But still, if you'd demand an answer I'd say Odie. (Mera dog nahi hai, friend hai)

F - Favorite band at the moment:
Abe kya band band laga rakha hai! Ek baar ask again kar, and tera band na baja diya to mera naam bhi... (Oh shit mera naam kya thaaa!!)

G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?
Beg you pardon.

H- Holiday:
My favourite holiday is sitting at home.. Relaxing... Haaaaaaaaa Basssss!!!!!!!
*sigh of relief*

I - Instruments:
a.I played the guitar. There is a season for everything in my life. Once there was a guitar season when I used to do nothing else except guitar. Now its eating dust.
b.I can use all the intruments in the elec. labs and computer labs pretty well. I have been publically honored for using the Cathode Ray Oscilliscope in the best ever manner.

J - Juice:
Arre! Ek baar mein samajh nahi aata kya ? Bola na .. Appil. Dobaara mat poochnaa!
I wonder how they get dumb interviewers like you! Huh!

K-Kids:
Arre... Abhi to meri shaadi bhi nahi huvi! I know some of you could argue that marrige is a necessary condition for kids. But yaar... kuch to sharam rakho!

L - Longest car ride ever:
Delhi to Srinagar. (Haan ji! Kashmir wala). I was there when the kargil war started. We rushed back. :D

M - Major:
Arre! Major exams to may mein honge. Why take tension now!
Okay, trying to answer this Q in a sober manner, Kam Akal. Oh I mean.. Chemical.
No we're not taught how to make bombs or dynamite. Chemical engg. is a misnomer. Its mostly physics!

N - Nicknames:
Monkey, Ghanta. These're very ephemeral names I get once in a while I don't know why but I spoil everyone's names. No one spoils mine. :p to everybody!

O - One wish:
To have no wishes. Yaar.. Toone to yeh Q pooch ke serious kar diya re!

P - Phobia[s]:
Kutta[s]!

Q - Quote:
"..... and you thought what happened was not good!! Ha Ha "

R - Reason to smile:
Be in pain or be it pleasure,
Smile always, its your leisure.
Here I remeber a post once made by a friend called Phoenix.
She said
"Smile. What come may"
I say,
"Smile. What come may. But only smile."


S - Song you sang last:
I never sing in public. Never. Cause I don't want to be called a public-murderer. I sing alone sometimes. As far as I remember (my memory has 20 days limit though), the song I sang last was Sutta!
"Toi toi sutta! Sutta na milaaaaa...a.a.a.a.aaaaaaa"

T - Time you woke up [today]:
Aaj to holiday. Hence at 11.

U - Unknown fact about me:
The unknown fact for the day is "There're many unknown facts about me."

V - Vegetable you hate:
Gheeya, tori, karele...

W - Worst habit(s):
Battameeeeeeeeez! Teri yeh majaal!

X-rays you've had:
Once when I wa pretty young. Oh I mean I was very young and was poisoned. (I am not pretty damn it!). For More details, click here.


Y - Yummy food:
I've become bored of eating. Bloody its been almost 20 yrs. I eat everyday. It become so mundane and boring. I think I'm gonna take a break.

Z - Zodiac sign:
Aquarius.


Bas ! I think thats enough for the day.
"Gaurd.. In bewakoof interwoo waalo ko bahar nikaalo"
*they were thrown out*

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