Sen Choori (Abe anpad, Century)

There are many who can speak french.

But there are many who can't.
And Im surely one of the many.

Funny are the people who can speak it.

They'r also funny who can't.
Still I think, that Im not funny.

Sense, it seems, is difficult to find,
So sense the sense in this my friend
I know, for you, its a tough one honey.
To tell the truth, I dont think there's any.

(Doesn't make sense ? Look out for the deeeeep meaning after reading the rest)

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Recently, I have been busy. But what was I doing ? Nothing. College started and I have been busy. I had no time at all to do my regular stuff like blogging, chatting and black magic. Okay, at this point let me ask you a question.
Yes. A question.

Faint voice from ze audience: Abe saala post to likhta nahi question poochne lag gaya.
*Me ignores the voice*

So the question is, if you don't have any time and there's a quiz coming up, what job should you take ?? Nahi samajh aaya ? Read it again. If you still haven't understood it, its okay. Anyone who reads this blog is not expected to. Let me tell you the answer.

Every quiz has a buzzer round. And as the saying goes
"Har kaamyaab buzzer round ke peche, ek timekeeper ka haath hota hai"
Thats exactly the answer. Take up the job of a timekeeper. Then imagine, how much time you'll get to keep!

So there was this All India and All China GK quiz some days ago and they desperately needed a time keeper. I opted for it. But as soon as the round was about to start, I realized I was baywatch. Oh I mean I had no watch but I suddenly noticed that the quiz-master was a watchman (ie he was wearing a watch). So I kind of borrowed his watch without telling him as the cleanliness of my hand is great.(haath kee safayee).




One of the questions in the quiz was, to identify the hasti (personality) in the given pic. Seeing this, I remembered something and suddenly grabbed the mic from the quiz masters hand (again by cleanliness of hand) and said,






Apun: Eee dekho, haq babua ko. Eee senchooriwa maar ke, kitna happy hu. Hum bhi happy hone chaheye hu naa ?

Voice from the audience: "But Sir, I fail to reckon that, which seems to be the reason for your current elated state. If you could only expatiate the matter, I'd be grateful."

Apun: Abe oye chamgaadarrwa kee poonchwa, how dare you utter such a ridiculous question from your lowly mouth.

I have chapaated a 100 chapaats. And suddenly all of them applauded for me for about 4.2653 approx mins.

(Yes! I was in China!)

Voice from the audience: woa woa, sha, caan yu geev zee choeepaaa addrea ? Aa geev zee feva choepaa ?
(Translated: Wow! Sir, can you give us the address to your chapaating blog and tell us your favourite chapaat ?)

So this was the list of my fav. chapaats with their ranks.... And I am still waiting for their feedback.

Chapaating Chapaats

10.The Kind bag (See the kindness of the bag!)

9. Sabzi Mandi (Toms visit to the mandi)

8. Me wonders (Sometimes)

7. My stay at egypt( In max detail !!)

6. Bf Gf Kahanaanees (Both get chapaats)

5. Thank You (Yes yes you!)

4. (R/T)agging ho gayee re!

3. FAQs

2. KBC Dveeteeya (The easy way)

1. Modern Art (Ah! What an art!)



Serious Chapaats


7. Somethings don't need a title (A comparison)

6. Bloody Born Losers (No comment)

5. The line (Small story)

4. In Life... (A small huge thought)

3. Title-thinkers block (A 'love'ly dilemma)

2. Friends are for free (They acutually are!)

1. If you talk ... (Small poyum)



Thats for the 100th post. Seeya next time, same place, same PC. Till then, take care.
(I wish I had a bat to raise like haq!
Alas, a sparrow, for me, would to do!)