Chapaat v2.0: Must Mast Movies

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Must Mast Movies

There are 100's of movies that are realeased in a year. Kuch aisa hee khel 2005 mein huva. I am listing some of the movies which were released in 2005 but no one has heard of them. This list was originally made by Ms. Happening and e-mailed to me. The expert comments shown are given by her, though I have added and edited some.

Hence. Pado and Ash karo.

Some of the movies in 2005.
7 ½ Phere :::: Waah! kya accuracy hai re!
99.9 Fm :::: Jhooth! woh to 99.89991 tha! Badaa ke bolte ho!
Aashiq Banaya Aapne::: Oh badiya banaya yaar!
Ab Tumhari Bari ::::chalo Den Do!!
Amu :::::bole To Atomic Mass Unit????
Angoor ::::green Ya Black?
Anjane—unknown :::: Correct!! Ekdum Unknown!!
Bf—bad Friend ::::classification Of Frnds!! waah!
Bhagmati—the Queen Of Fortunes :::: Haan haan! bhaag mati bhaag.... bhaag Gayi!!
Bhog Ras :::mandir Mein Langar???
Billi The Wild Cat :::::kutta The Wild Doggy?? Me The Wild Human??:-p
Bold ::::pencil Ki Ad?
Bullet—ek Dhamaka :::dhamaaka??? to phir bomb se kya hogaa??
C U At 9 ::: No No Make It 10…9 Baje Kbc Dekhna Hai!!
Chand Bujh Gaya ::: Good Morning!!
Chand Sa Roshan Chehra ::: Aur Uspe Daag!!!
Charitraheen(naari Ki Vyatha) :: No Comments!
Chehraa :::mere Paas Bhi Hai!
Darwaza Bandh Rakho :::theatre Ke Darwaaze Bhi??
Dhamkee- The Extortion :::: Dhamkaane Par Bhi Movie Dekhne Nahi Aayenge!!
Double Cross—ek Dhoka ::: Dhokha???movie Hit Ho Gayi??
Dreams—sapnay Sach Honge ::: Magar Filim Hit Nahi Hogi!!
Ek Alag Mausam :::Discovery Yaar!!
Ek Hi Bhool :::picture dekhne ki!!
Ek Pal Pyar Ka ::: Baaki Dushmani Ke!!
Family—ties Of Blood ::: and Shirts of tissue!
Garam :::chaii Ka Ad!!
Garam Masala ::: Pau bhaji wala! only everest!
Garma Garam :: Phir Se ?? Chai Coffee??
Gehrai ::: Samajh Nahi Aayi!!
Gumnaam :: Arre! Naam To Rakh Lete!
Har Raat Naya Saudagar ::: Badi flourishing firm lagti hai.
Hot Mashooka—a Dangerous Lover ::::fridge Mein Rakh!!
Hum Tum Aur Mom ::kabaab Mein Haddi!!
Husn—love & Betrayal ::: Main Kahaan Hoon ??? Kon hu mai ???
Jahan Jaiyega Hume Paiyega::: Bachaao!!! aisi Movies Se Bachaao!!
Jalwa—fun In Love ::: halwa-fun In Thand!!
Jism Farosh :::esp.4 Media Personalities!
Kal :::: Arre! Kal Kabhi Nahi Aata!!
Kamjori—the Weakness :: Kuch Lete Kyon Nahi??
Karavaas—the Punishment::::movie Hai Ya Dictionary?
Kasak ::: wo Koun?
Kaya Taran :: Koi Apetiser Hai Kya??
Khamosh... Khauff Ki Raat ::: Mummyl!!aunty Daraa Rahi Hai!!
Kiska Hai Intezar ::: Release Kaa!!!
Laila—a Mystery ::: Sachhi! mystery!!
Madhu Ki Baatein ::: Koi To Sun Lo!!
Mahiya—call Of Love::: Bhaiya-call Of Bro!
Main Cabaretwali ::: Theatre Kaise Aaun??
Mashooka:: Maa Shoe Khaa?? Chhee Chhee
Mastaani.. Lost In A Crowd :::: lost?? achha hai!! acha hai!!
Matrubhoomi ::jai Hind!
Mazaa Mazaa ::: Nahi nahi pepsi pepsi!!
Meri Aashiqui ::: to mai kya Karoon??
Missed Call ::Kanjoos Ki Katha!!
Model—the Beauty ::: Dhakkan-the Frooty!!
Mr 100%—the Real Player :: Software Programmer!
Mumbai Express :::Kripya Dhyaan Dijiye..zzzzzzzzz
Munnibai B.a. B.com ::::Arrey Itni Badi Ho Gayi Munni??
Naam Gum Jaayega ::: Haan haan gum Gaya!
Naari Ek Khilona ::: Papa! mujhe bhi ek le do na!
Pati Ho To Aisa ::: Nirma Ki Ad Hai???
Qatal-e-aam ::: Murder Ka Bhai?
Ram Balram Aur Ramkali:: Shyam Ghanshyam Aur Chhipkali!!
Revati :: Koun Hai Bhai?
Saathi—the Companions :::Haathi The Chimpanion!!
Sab Kuch Hai Kuch Bhi Nahin :::waah kya irony hai !
Sau Jhooth Ek Sach :::Nice Movie..jhooth Ya Sach?
Sauda—the Deal ::: Mubaarak ho!
Shaadi No.1 Arre adam eve kee movie hai kya ?
Shaukeen :: Paan Paraag!!
Shobha Yatra ::: Ting Ting!
Shwet—white Rainbow ::: Dispersion Kaha gayee re ?
Sunsaan Mahal ::: Koun Jaayega Dekhne?
Tezaab—the Acid Of Love ::: Arre! Iska Chem Formula Kya Hai??
The Film :: Baaki Sab Soaps hain ?
Time Pass Topless :::: Kya Soch Ke Film Banaayi??
Umar :: The Age!!
Waqt—the Race Against Time Nahi nahi! time the race against waqt hona chaheye!
White Noise :: Colours Of Noise???
Wife Hai To Life Hai ::: Based Of Atal Beharis Life!!
Yeh Hai High Society ::: Itni High Ki Hum Log Nahi Dekh Sakte!!
Yehi Hai Zindagi :::: Yahi Sun Na Baaki Tha!!
Zameer—the Fire Within ::: Arre fire bridage bulao bhai koi!

41 Comments:

Hahaha!
Par yeh konsi movies hain bhai?

By vibhav, at January 14, 2006 8:09 AM
Hahahahaha! Kahan se aayi sab movies? Kisne banaya?

Waise 7.5 pheras goes with your personality... since you have pple in decimal numbers commenting on your blog and all that... maybe you should have like 7.563627 pheras when you get married to chapaati! Pundit paagal ho jaayega count karte karte! :D

By Sayesha, at January 14, 2006 8:38 AM
kya kare yaar.... yahan assignments taapte taapte ( copy) taapne ki itni aadat pad gayi hai ki taapr bina raha hi nahi jaata..
waise ur blog is superb.... great job....

By Arpit, at January 14, 2006 11:10 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kya list hai!
By the way, i agree with Sayesha that 7.5 pheras go with your love for tons(approx) of decimal places.
@ Sayesha: Pandit hee nahin, future wife bhi pheron ke time par counting karte karte pagal ho jaayegi. :P

*Blinks both the eyes before leaving* HA! Ab kaho....."the girl who sold the world and didn't even blink an eye"!!! :D

By The Girl Who Sold The World, at January 14, 2006 1:16 PM
// future wife bhi pheron ke time par counting karte karte pagal ho jaayegi. :P

As long as bache decimal places mein na ho... sab theek hai! :D

By Sayesha, at January 14, 2006 10:33 PM
Haha!! Bacche decimal mein paida hua to anokha scene hoga .Chapaat singh going to a party with his family and introducing his family like this - Hello jeeee , I am chapaat , here , this is my chapaaati , this is my first child..and umm....0.87 of a child could not come today , has her exam tomorrow.

By Abhi, at January 14, 2006 11:38 PM
Ouch!! haste haste pagal ho gayee...
I have heard atleast half of the movies mentioned in the list:D
Loved the line..Doggy the wild Dog and some hot female jisko to fridge mein rakhneki baat kar raha tha:))

By Rays Of Sun, at January 14, 2006 11:54 PM
@the anon
yeh mujhse nahi, unke directors se puch behen!

@sayesha1
SC tu meri chapaati se obsessed hai! :P
uspe apni cruel nazar mat daal!!!!

@dil se re
haha... hota hai hota hai..
waise tapene kee aadat to mujhe bhi lag chuki hai!
dekh na .. yeh post konsa mainay likha hai!

@the girl who sold the world and didn't even burp :p
tu bhi sayesha ke saath meri chapaati ke peche hai!
bacho bacho (usko.. mujhe nahi)

@sayesha2
pehle chapaati! aur ab bache!!!
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
aur haan.. bache almost hamesha integral hee hote hain :p

@abhinav
abe .87 ke aage approx kon lagayega ???
tujhe rule nahi malum ????
26.4987329847983274 approx decimal digits se pehle approx nahi hata sakte!
anpad!

@sunrays
arre! asylum ka intezaam karta hu re!
you have!!!!
if you have heard!! then to bas!! teri choice pata chal gayee
"har raat naya saudgar" type!!!
hawwww jee ka pawww jee!!!!

By Kaala Kavva, at January 15, 2006 12:30 AM
hmm..bhai dekho beta Ze, chapati-wapati toh sab theek hai..but beta..aaj kal dhang ki ladkiyaan milana wadda mushkil kaam hai..toh, vatsa, kissi bhi ladaki ko chapati hone ka darja dene se pehle mujhse zaroor milana

baby chapats---awwwwww....mere potez and potiyaz!!awwwwwww!!
asheerwaad!!!

By R, at January 15, 2006 1:06 AM
newspaper mein list dekh kar maine socha "shit!itni saari movies miss kar di:-p!!!"
par phir lagaa ki achha hai paise bach gaye:-p!!!
aur kahin ho naa ho,yahaan to yeh movies hit ho hi gayi!!!-Ms.Happening!!!!

By Anonymous, at January 15, 2006 4:25 AM
@ruchi
zaroor milva dunga!
but ek baat bata! tum sab log meri to-be family ke peche kyu pad gaye ho!!!!!
kya evil plan hai tumhara iske peche!
bata bata!
yeh sab mere khilaaf saadish hai!
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

@vikram
yaar! tu to mast hai be!
kya sahi observation hai!
maybe yeh actually mein koi secret pilaan hai!
mast na!!

@Ms Happening
ek masaledaar post ke liye, hum aapka shuriyaada karte hain..
aur movies ko kisne maara yaha pe ??
nahi nahi kisi ne nahi maara!
movies hit nahi hui :P
hahaha

By Kaala Kavva, at January 15, 2006 5:13 AM
thnx 4 giving a post on movies.
i love movies.

BTW,This novice blogger invites u to visit his blog coz he has written a maha long post(possibly the longest :) )

WELCOME to my blg :)

By Shriedhar, at January 15, 2006 5:35 AM
//I am chapaat , here , this is my chapaaati , this is my first child..and umm....0.87 of a child could not come today , has her exam tomorrow. //

HAHA! Imagine if his chapaati is also in decimals..."This is my chapaati...I mean, just 0.3242443435 (approx)...the rest is at home...she's still getting ready" :P
Burps, blinks both the eyes and THEN, leaves.
Ta-ta!

By The Girl Who Sold The World, at January 15, 2006 6:22 AM
@shreedhar
jee aapka bilaag zaroor dekhenge saab
shukriya

@the girl who sold the world and burped aloud.... (sheeeeeeeesh!!)
chhor do meri chapaati ko !
ab mujhe tumhaari saajish samajh aa gayi hai!
hahahahahah(paagalpan waali hasi)

Sayesha! tujhe iski sazaa dunga! hahahah (evil pagal wali hasi)

By Kaala Kavva, at January 15, 2006 7:16 AM
@Mani
Hey Mani, yeh sab log Decimals and Rules of Approximations ki seriousness ko samajh naheen rahein hain. But you don't worry, main tere saath hoon.

@rest of the world
Duniya waalon, chapaati ke baare mein kuchh na kehna, chapaat emotional ho jaata hai, kal bohot roya, chapaati se kehta hai, "Yeh duniya wale kya samjhenege humare rishtey ko, but you do not forget that you're the 1.6246924(approx) for me."

Chapaati ne maaraa chapaaaaat!!!

By vibhav, at January 15, 2006 11:25 AM
No wonder Chapaati ne chapaaaaat maara! After all, Mr. Chapaat had said, "...you're the 1.6246924(approx) for me"! Ek se zyaada chapaati kaise, huh?! Chapaati got jealous and angry and Chapaat had to bear a chapaaaaat. Now, Chapaat risks being Chapaati-less... sad.

Sayesha and I will gather everyone around and will make a gang (Sayesha will be our 'bhai', of course). Hume darne ki zaroorat nahin! HAHAHAHA! (villain wali evil hasi).
*Takes 19239183.0345345 (approx) Hajmola golis, doesn't burp but blinks both the eyes AND finally, flies off in her latest jet*

By The Girl Who Sold The World, at January 15, 2006 12:59 PM
Hahahahaa! Cool suff happening here man... how did I miss all this! :D

//but you do not forget that you're the 1.6246924(approx) for me.

Wah wah Anonymous insaan, kya baat kahi! Maza aa gaya! Tusi great ho! :D That was a really good 1.356322346(approx)!

By Sayesha, at January 15, 2006 4:26 PM
bechaari chapaati aur junior chapaats ko sabne tukdon mein baant diya!!
iski sazaa milegi!!!baraabar milegii!!!!
ek-ek din,nahi nahi 1.56727782626-1.56727782626(approx.) din bhaaari padega tum par!!!
how dare u?..koi buri nazar nahi daalega chapaati aur junior chapaats par!!
agar kisi ne buri nazar daali to use 2565478.89744545(approx.)chapaats padengi!!!!
:)) :))...kya scene hai yaar!!!..mazaa aa gaya!!!:))-Ms.Happening!!!

By Anonymous, at January 15, 2006 11:21 PM
Ms. Happening, welcome welcome!

And another 1.2348265(approx) joins in the chapaat-chapaating! :D

By Sayesha, at January 15, 2006 11:44 PM
tq sayesha!!!we 4.098766-5.987668(approx.) ppl will make this"Family—ties Of Blood ::: and Shirts of tissue" famous!!:))
god bless chapaat n his only 1.998600943(approx.) family!!!-Ms.Happening!!

By Anonymous, at January 16, 2006 12:00 AM
Hahahahaha... now tell us, how many of these movies have you actually watched?

By Casablanca, at January 16, 2006 12:09 AM
@the anon
abe saale! tu meri side hai ya in zaalimo ke!!
meri chapaati ko kuch na kehna!!!

@the girl who has a name too long to refer to
Abe! yeh jhooth hai! meri chapaati ko mujhpe max bharosa hai! woh kabhi angry nahi hoti :P

aur mai tumhaari gang kee chop kar dunga! hahahah (evil hasi too)

@sayesha1
abe decimal ka mazaak udaoge to ek din decimal tumhara mazaak udayega! isse yaad rakhne sayesha isse yaad rakhna

@MS hAPPENINg 1
chalo koi to meri side hai re!
tu meri team mein hai !
sab ke mil ke chhakke chhuda denge!

@sayesha2
abe chapaat 2 u!
ms happening meri side hai!
chal hat!

@Ms Happening 2
abe dal badlu !
tu meri team mein hai!
yeh log meri chapaati par buri nazar daal rahe hai!
yeh zaalim zamana usse mujhse alag karna chahta hai...
tu to mera saath de na!

@casablanca
na re na na!
i havent heard of even one of them!

By Kaala Kavva, at January 16, 2006 4:45 AM
aadhi ???
maine to ek bhi nahi suni thi!!!!
haha

By Kaala Kavva, at January 16, 2006 4:46 AM
Jhooth? HA! Chapaat, your chapaati has made a secret blog...which you're not allowed to see...usne likha hai ki chapaat aur uske decimals ne uske bharose ko 343545.98239724(approx) parts mein tod diya...bechari bohot dukhi hai...aur ANGRY bhi.
Ek akela chapaat hamare gang kucch nahin bigad sakta! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (mic ke through...evil wali hasi)

By The Girl Who Sold The World, at January 16, 2006 4:54 AM
"yeh log meri chapaati par buri nazar daal rahe hai!
yeh zaalim zamana usse mujhse alag karna chahta hai...
tu to mera saath de na!"
yeh koi saazish nahi hai..ek imtihaan hai tere aur chapaati ke pyar ka...if ur lov is 100.0098667878(approx.)% to koi kuch nahi bigaad saktaa!!!
"abe dal badlu !"
bhalaai ka to zamaana hi nahi raha..ek to duaayein do family ko aur oopar se taunts suno!!
..ek zordaar chapaat to u!!-Ms.Happening!!!

By Anonymous, at January 16, 2006 5:24 AM
The gang may be surprised to know that there's a restaurant near IITD(chapaat's college) by the name of "Chapaati Restaurant".(Seriously!) Oh! I know that doesn't surprise anyone. I wonder how often chapaat goes there to meet the 1.6246924(approx) for him.

But this happened once -
Chapaati: Arre oh chapaat, Kitne post likhe?
Chapaat: Dear, 102.726097(approx)
Chapaati:Posts 102.726097(approx), or mera mention ek bhee naheen??? bohot na-insaafi hai re!
Chapaat: Dear, humne milke kasamein khaai hain
Chapaati: To le, ab chapaat kha!

Chapaaaaaaat!!!!

Mani, have a nice day.

By vibhav, at January 16, 2006 5:27 AM
@Sayesha ji

Benaami ka humaari koi mazaak udaye to parvah naheen,
Dard to tab hota hai, jab koi wah wah kehta hai.

(Ok, Kidding!)
:)

By vibhav, at January 16, 2006 5:41 AM
"Chapaati: Arre oh chapaat, Kitne post likhe?
Chapaat: Dear, 102.726097(approx)
Chapaati:Posts 102.726097(approx), or mera mention ek bhee naheen??? bohot na-insaafi hai re!
Chapaat: Dear, humne milke kasamein khaai hain
Chapaati: To le, ab chapaat kha!"
wah wah!!kya kehne!!!chha gaye guru!!!
mani i think u need this-"god bless"!!
this ones 4 all of u on behalf of chapaat-"main to raste se jaa raha tha!!,main to chapaati khaa raha tha!!
..tumko mircheee lagi to main kya karoon!!!"-Ms.Happening!!!

By Anonymous, at January 16, 2006 6:03 AM
tum sab ko iski sazaa milegi!!!!
baraabbar milegi!!
ahahahahah
hahahahaha
(gubber type hasi)

By Kaala Kavva, at January 16, 2006 6:39 AM
Hahahahaha!!! 1.34657754(approx) has to give it to you. This is your best post! The comments have NOTHING to do with the post! Hahahahaha! :D

By Sayesha, at January 16, 2006 6:55 AM
sazaa se darr SC
sazaa se darr

By Kaala Kavva, at January 16, 2006 7:03 AM
Oye MSBS, suna nahi Mr. Chapaat kya keh rahe hain? Hum sab ko iski sazaa zaroor milegi.....aur phir saath mein gabbar type hasi bhi! OOOOOHHH.....gang toh darrrr gaya. Everyone is now hiding in the place told by The Anonymous..."Chapaati Restaurant".......*no one laughs coz we're afraid of Chapaaaat's sazaa, especially Bhai*

By The Girl Who Sold The World, at January 16, 2006 7:39 AM
arre"chapaati restaurant" chapaat ne chapaati ke lov mein banwaaya hai!!! shah jahan se inspire hokar!!
budget kam hone ki wajah se restaurant se hi kaam chala liya!!..ab 1.099787(approx.)junior chapaat ke liye restaurant ke baahar ek ICE CREAM parlour bhi banegaa!!:)) :))
The girl who sold the world,chhupne ke liye koi doosri jagah dhoondo!!-Ms.Happening!!!

By Anonymous, at January 16, 2006 7:55 AM
Arrey haan! Thanks for telling the history of Chapaat-land, Ms. Happening. Tabhi iss "Chapaati Restaurant" ke andar past ki saari chapaats ki echos sun rahi hain...:O Aur haan...there are 48764.8754365 (approx) construction workers too...1.099787(approx.)junior chapaat ke liye ice cream parlour bana rahe hain...
looks like Mr. Chapaat is pretty busy with his family life [chhota (approx) parivar, sukhi parivar] :P
Is liye chhupne ki zaroorat nahin!

By The Girl Who Sold The World, at January 16, 2006 8:20 AM
putra..i can neva ritw poetry..:( but u have talent!!!!!!!
i can understand ur feelings*snif snif* isislye i say beta, zamana wadda kharab hai...
*deep sigh! *

By R, at January 16, 2006 7:41 PM
oyeee........sowwie is post ka nahi next post ka comment tha...dekho kinni disturbed hoon mein is waqt *deep sigh! *

By R, at January 16, 2006 7:45 PM
With so many of our youth so good at this kind of inventive and creative work, we should include this 'sports' in Olympics, and we sure will win some medals, at least bronze, say.

By Muthukaruppan, at August 21, 2008 8:52 AM
With so many of our youth so good at this kind of inventive and creative work, we should include this 'sports' in Olympics, and we sure will win some medals, at least bronze, say.

By Muthukaruppan, at August 21, 2008 8:53 AM
With so many of our youth so good at this kind of inventive and creative work, we should include this 'sports' in Olympics, and we sure will win some medals, at least bronze, say.

By Muthukaruppan, at August 21, 2008 8:53 AM
With so many of us so good at this kind of inventive and creative work, we should include this 'sports' in Olympics, some on cinema, some on their songs, some on our TV advertisments,and the like, and we sure will win some medals, at least bronze, say, and take the medal count from its zero, sorry, near zero level today.

By Muthukaruppan, at August 21, 2008 8:56 AM
With so many of us so good at this kind of inventive and creative work, we should include this 'sports' in Olympics, some on cinema, some on their songs, some on our TV advertisments,and the like, and we sure will win some medals, at least bronze, say, and take the medal count from its zero, sorry, near zero level today.

By Muthukaruppan, at August 21, 2008 8:57 AM

Chapaat v2.0

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Must Mast Movies

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