Mai ab normal hu !

Shanti Devi was 72. She was 72 and alone. She was 72, alone and disowned for now, to her kids, she was just a blind pack of bones and skin who served no purpose. The destitute lady moved slowly with her waking stick unaware of her surroundings. Her eyes had left her long ago and now, everyone she had.... or maybe she never had them. Not knowing where to go, she thought death was her only home so she decided to walk slowly until death devoured her itself.

There are times when the normal Ze Exaggeratorr is not is his normal Chapaating moods. There are those times, when he does not want to pun or exaggerate or sound funny. When he cannot resist being that quiet and sensitive creep and when he cannot resist penning down the most sombre stuff. Now, I confess, is not one of those times! Okay, now stop panicking... and read.

There was a lot of noise she was just a stanger to it. She heard some sirens too but unconcerned she walked. Then suddenly, she heard an uproar and a blaring horn coming close. She never cared that she was in the middle of a road, where was to pass the president's cavalcade speeding around 100 kmph. But Bhanu Prasad cared! His valor pushed him forward out of the crowd to be held by the hand by a policeman. He pushed the policeman and ran forward towards the old lady as fast as he possibly could and pushed her aside just before the braking limo touched her and instead got hit by the speedy car and died there and then.

The light lady got a push so hard, she flew onto the footpath and rolled over to the next street on the downsloped road. The policeman he had pushed lost his balance, tripped and fell head first into an open manhole. The car in the procession braked so hard, it toppled over, took two or three overturns and crashed into the public which had been stopped by the policemen. The rest of the cars crashed into first car and the whole cavalcade was obliterated by an explosion which resulted from the combustion of the leaking fuel from one of the cars. All of the people, including the president died. The people who were left alive to witness the explosion ran with all their might, resulting in a stampede and killing many more. Yasaf ali, a suicide was also killed in the stampede but the burdensome weight of people's legs could not be endured by the bomb.

In a matter of 20.275(approx) seconds, all that was left, was Shanti Devi, bleeding from the head, unaware of what happened and continued to walk on, slowly, in agony and now, pain.

Hence I say, mai ab normal hu.
Kya aap abnormal ho ?