Dant-ist

You realize something's wrong only when you start to feel it. Before that, its there but you're not bothered or maybe you don't even know.

To tell you the truth, I have always been full of cavities. The biggest one on the top floor and not to mention the numerous ones in my mouth. The reason ? I love chocolates. I love them infinitely and I am extremely possessive about them. Hence in life, I have an usool. 'I do NOT share my chocolate.. I may buy you a new one.. But not share!'. My friends call it an excuse while deep in my heart I know it is an usool, a rule. Some have tried to blackmail me or bribe me but the reply they get is "I break it for one, I break it for all". And I do NOT break usools. Anyways. This chocolatey business has caused me a lot of cavities. The biggest one is intrinsic though.

I was always scared of water-canals and root-canals until the day I had one(root-canal). I was not afraid of root-canals anymore because I realized that drilling hurts atleast 10.38321 approx times more than it. So the root canal I had in about 4-5 sittings or rathers lyings (on that flat chair), its filling started to erode. And after about a year, that bloody tooth of mine won't let me eat chocolates. So I must find a new reliable dentist. Oh.. I am still afraid of water canals. Don't ask why.

I did. I found a fat elephant type dentist close to my home. (Btw, how many thin elephants have you seen ?). Not digressing, he was a brilliant guy. Err... I mean he still is a guy(maybe), but I doubt his brilliance. He performed root-canal on the same tooth, in one bloody sitting with some new laser technology and bloody hell, one year passed by like an arrow and again, that bloody tooth starts with its bloody bickering. Not only that, the fat elephant's wife, who is also a denstist, performed a cutting operation for some reason I could never fathom, on the same tooth to leave my gums bleeding. But due to my kindheartedness, I could not help but forgive the female elephant though.

But now what ? Find another bloody fat or thin dentist and get another root-canal! No ways! What my friend patti suggests is to go and fight with him and tell him to 'repair' the unrepaired tooth. But how can I do that ? How can I trust him again ? And arguing with a DENTIST and then letting him operate on me!!!! Nightmare!!!!

So I have decided to expel it this time, if Mr.Imperial-Tooth is not able to endure the royal company of my royal teeth instead of wasting 2000-3000 bucks, with which I could buy so many more chocolates!! Wow!!

Come to think of it, I wonder why it is so difficult for policewala guys to get the answer of the question-
'Bata saale! Bata tu kiske liye kaam karta hai'
'Nahiii ! Marr jaaunga! But apna moo nahi kholunga.. ' (Moo off kar ke kaise bola, I don't know)
Then the spotlight on the head and the 3rd degree. Is all that required ?
If I were a policewala, I'd never beat a criminal up, infact take him for a dental checkup and then I would see, woh apna mooh kaise nahi kholta.