Chapaat v2.0

Monday, February 13, 2006

Daalchini

Mom's not at home. She'll be back in some time. Tell me. What do you do when you're hungry ? When you're as bloody hungry as a hungry lion who bloody hasn't hungrily eaten for the bloody past 3.772 hungry days ? No No! I'm not going to hunt a deer now. I'm so hungry, I don't think I'm in India, I feel as if I'm in Hungary.

Once lurked a hungry lion, not to mention his 3.772 approx days old hunger. He was a youthful lion, naive thus. His mom had always taught him to hunt. She had told him about the velocity considerations, angle of approach and striking ratio while hunting deers, buffalos etc but what she had always made him remember was to never even go close to a human.
"Humans, my cub, are inhumane. "
His mom's word echoed in his ears. But today he was alone. Did I mention the lion's name was 'Daalchini'. Oh I didn't ?? I'm sorry. Daalchini's name was Daalchini (Irony hai na? Lion ka veg naam!) . Daalchini's mom had set him free. She had taught him the lessons she thought he needed and left him, left him to hunt and eat on his own, left him to fight and struggle, left him for him to make a career.. Left him to live his life. Daalchini was deplorable, furthermore hungry.

Where had the dear deers gone ? Those savory, juicy creatures. Suddenly, he heard a sound. No! He heard many sounds! Yes! It was them! The dearest deers! Quickly Daalchini, as taught, ambushed in the bushes. Shedding his naiveness, he jumped out too quickly but by fortune grabbed a tiny one. Pinku was the tiniest of the lot. Pinku skreiked and cried. Daalchini was a sensitive lion. For a moment he pitied pinku and wanted to let him go, but his hungry body would not let him. Pinku was no more.

Though pinku was tiny, he was enough to satiate Daalchini for a long time to come, about a day. Daalchini was restless. This was the first time he had actually killed some creature by his own hands. He had always got already dead food. But today, he made it himself! He looked at his hands. His yellow-golden paws appeared red. Red. Red. Bloody Red! Red damn it! Red! Daalchini could not speak.(Ofcourse, he was alone, kisko bolta ?). He could not sleep. He was in pain. Having devoured an innocent creature, was it worth filling his stomach ? Was his hunger greater or the pain he caused to pinku. Daalchini trembled, but the allayed body slept.

The glaring sun came up with a new morning. But wait, where's daalchini ?...
Daalchini had made his decision and he was a rebel. He set out to live a clean life. A life with no blood or war. A life where he would not have to kill with bare hands to live. He headed to the centre of the inhumanes... 'CITY'!.Daalchini was scared of the inhumanes, but his conscience left him with no choice.

It was now dark and Daalchini had found an even darker alley to spend the, yet again hungry night. This restful moment was preceded by occasional high-pitched-shreiks and stick-n-stone followings of Daalchini around the city. Now he was safe. Atleast he thought he was. Daalchini dreamt nicely of deers, buffaloes and other skinned animals, but he woke up with a pang. There was something pinching in his back and there were many a scared people shouting at him and running as he rose up. He felt as if he'd taken a shot of marijuana. It was soothing and comfortable. He fell again.

Daalchini smelt food in front of him. He woke up to bite unaware of his surroundings and as he finished he noticed a crowd of screaming kids around him behind a cage. Reference frame matters you see. :) Both were happy. Daalchini and his conscience.

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The sad part of this post was written when I was hungry. Then mom came. I'm satisfied now, hence a happy ending!

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20 Comments:

  • Tune ghode ko ghaas se yaari karva hi di. Maar de yaar sabko.

    By Blogger vibhav, at February 13, 2006 12:05 PM  

  • tu itna bhookha tha kee tune mera dimag kha lia.,,.,
    ab sara bhoosa tune kha lia,...,meree gai bhookhee mr jaaaegee,,aur paap tujhko lagega

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 13, 2006 6:14 PM  

  • @lotus
    oye kamlaa yaar.. aise na bol..
    u keep reading until u underistand!
    yeh to easy see story hai :(

    @he anone
    abe anpad!
    woh ghoda nahi tha!!!! :P
    aur maar hee dunga mai sab ko!
    ha ha maar dunga! sab ko sab ko!
    but minors ke baad! :D

    @rinku
    hahahhha
    hahahaah
    oh shit! mujhe paap lagega ??? :O
    nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    keh do ke yeh jhooth hai!
    please! maine yeh sab jaan kar nahi kiya!
    please! guy se maafi maang ke dede! pls
    (varna mera dimaag to hai hee :D)

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 13, 2006 7:48 PM  

  • u dont think do u? without food or with food...all the same.
    but dalchini the name, is creative

    By Blogger Koi Pahailee, at February 14, 2006 12:19 AM  

  • Oh God, Aunty please give him some food to eat......immediately!!!!!!!
    else he'll turn totally MAD!!!!!

    P.S request to aunty :- "aisae pranee ko akela mat chod karo, duniya ko khatra ho sakta hai"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 14, 2006 1:20 AM  

  • But Dalchini kyun????????????????????????

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 14, 2006 6:12 AM  

  • @koi pahailee
    naaa.a...a.a..a i dont think...
    thanks for the compliment... :D

    @anonymous
    i am TOTALLY MAD anpad anonymous!
    hahaha
    (and ya she never leaves me alone, she knows what can happen)

    @matt
    wha wha ????????????

    @champa
    abe! gutli kyu ginti hai!
    aam khaa!
    naam kyu dekhti hai!
    chapaat pad! anpad!


    KYA PROBLEM HAI LOGO KO IS SUNDAR NAAM SE!!!!!

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 14, 2006 6:18 AM  

  • kuch samajh nahi aaya .. grrrr

    By Blogger aria, at February 14, 2006 7:59 PM  

  • Kya story hain ! Wah wah... :) Happy ending bahut acchi lagi!

    By Blogger Chitra, at February 14, 2006 10:45 PM  

  • Daalchini behind a cage?????!! Now thats not a happy ending :(

    By Blogger t, at February 15, 2006 12:46 AM  

  • "What do you do when you're hungry ?":kitna wierd question hai!!!nahi?
    vaise post achhi hai!!..the name suggests how hungry the lion was"daalchini":-p!!
    "She had told him about the velocity considerations, angle of approach and striking ratio while hunting "....ah!the hidden social message!!!..NAARI SAAKSHARTA ABHIYAN!right??

    nice post ...naam bhi achha hai:))!!!-Ms.Happening!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 15, 2006 5:16 AM  

  • oye!!tussi toh typical vatsa nikle!!!
    bhook lagi hai toh yeh nahi hoga ki jao aur kutch bana lo,u'll sit and rite on your blog but wont cook!!!:D
    sudhar ja!
    sudhar ja!!

    dalchini ko pyar and tumhe as usual asheerwaad!!!

    By Blogger R, at February 15, 2006 8:06 AM  

  • @aria
    grrrrrrr !!
    yeh badla lene ka tareeka hai na!!!
    grrr!!!

    @chitra
    arre wah! kisi ko to acha lagi!! wah wah!
    thanks!

    @trupsster
    arre nahi yaar! dekh na daalchini kitna happy tha!
    fame and food.. all at once!

    @ms happening
    haan i was hungry isliye naam daalchini rakha!
    who bhi black daal aur sugar-free(aspartame) type cheeni!!!!
    (main crs and dessert)
    yum yum!
    tyty

    @moonwaalimaatey
    yaarr!! kya banata!
    mummy aane wali thi thodi der mein aur dinner dene waali thi
    aur kuch kachra kha leta to dinner nahi khata..
    fir mummy daant-ti hain..
    :)
    and dhanyawaad for asheerwaad
    (daalchini ne bhi thanks bola)

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 15, 2006 9:36 AM  

  • areee food and fame are fine; but what about FREEDOM??

    {sidenote (at end) - kya badiya hoga na if u get all 3 - Fame, Food and Freedom... wah! }

    By Blogger t, at February 15, 2006 8:42 PM  

  • y do u think in irrational numbers?
    have whole numbers ceased to exist in your head?
    i mean number of ppl who comment, no of times u think, no of anything!
    whatz wid ya?

    By Blogger Koi Pahailee, at February 15, 2006 11:49 PM  

  • @troopster
    haan yaar! exactly!
    I was thinking about the same thing! I was thinking about the 3 F's while writing the reply to you... but kya karein ab har cheez to nahi milti na! (sidenote(at end again) : har cheez kya, zindagi mein har butter bhi nahi milta)

    @koi pahailee
    AT THIS POINT, I WILL SAY,
    oh shit!
    sorry.. really sorry!
    i beg for your forgiveness 10000 times!!! please!
    (dekh re, whole no!! )

    THOUGH I COULD ALSO HAVE SAID,
    y do u think in rational numbers?
    have decimal numbers ceased to exist in your head?
    i mean number of ppl who comment, no of times u think, no of anything!
    whatz wid ya?

    hahaha

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 16, 2006 2:29 AM  

  • Nahiiiiiiiin!
    Maine socha tha ki main hee duniya ki sabse badi pagal hoon...but no! You stole my title! Bhookha chapaat! HMPH!
    Already dimag kharab hai aur upar se, you made me eat this stale dalchini. I'll die soon...sirf iss bhookhe chapaat ki wajah se! *Shakes head sadly*

    -The Almost Dead Gull

    By Blogger The Girl Who Sold The World, at February 16, 2006 4:08 AM  

  • @the gull
    abe gull! tu apna status kyu change karti rehti hai!
    (mere jaise reh, hamesha high status! :P)

    waise toone yeh soch bhi kaise liya mere hote huve!
    :P
    mai hee hu sab se zyada pagal!!!
    haha
    hahahah
    ahha
    a

    blogger blogger on the wall,
    who's the paagalest of them all ???

    Blogger: 'You Sire, You'

    By Blogger Kaala Kavva, at February 17, 2006 3:25 AM  

  • aaj kitne dino baad tere blog par aaya.kya likhta hai tu.sahi main out of world :))

    dood ye taarif nahin hai.i m genuinely disgusted :x

    By Blogger shaurya vaani, at February 17, 2006 3:56 AM  

  • yes perception matters.
    any yes being a rebel is a risk.
    but better take them and know what lies beyond
    gud story . makes me hungry for more ( such posts)
    shabaash

    By Blogger AJ ! Serendipity !!!, at March 23, 2006 9:51 PM  

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