Namuno wala tag..

Namuno wala tag.

* Taken a picture naked? I've left the 'show' ;) business now.

* Made out with a member of the same sex? Arre.. you dare ask me vaaheeyaat sawaals. No!

* Made out with a member of the opposite sex?? Well.. Umm... If I must be honest then... Umm.... No...

* Danced in front of your mirror? No. If would've ever seen myself dancing, I would've never danced after that. Hence. No.

* Told a lie? No!!!!!!!! Never!!!!!!!

* Gotten in a car with people you just met? No. But met with people who just got in a car.

* Been in a fist fight? I used to be a professional boxer at school. Wanna try ?

* Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? I was never sure of the whole situation. I never can be. So I stopped having feelings.

* Been arrested? Yo! I'm an escaped convict. Was in for mass murder.

* Left your house without telling your parents? Neva!

* Ditched school to do something more fun? Slept.

* Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Just slept. Nothing else.

* Seen someone die? I killed a machchar once. :(

* Kissed a picture? Chhee chee..

* Slept in until 3? Not 3. I was trying to make a record. But I woke up at 2:59:59!! Damn!

* Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Do it everyday. My jhuggi is top-open.

* Played dress up? What ze hell is that ?

* Fallen asleep at work/school? Neva! Neva! Neva!

* Felt an earthquake? Once. I was a bachcha. But I thought it was a 'man ka vehem' and closed my eyes to sleep.

* Touched a snake? Touched ???? Talk about eating! Ullmlmllmlmlml.... Scrumptious!!

* Ran a red light? Haha. Do it all the time! (Though I don't run past it, but drive past it!!)

* Had detention? Oye! Chubbai!

* Been in a car accident? Na.. Otherwise I would've been a very serious character in ICU or sumtn.

* Pole danced? He did ? I thought poles were mostly stationary.

* Been lost? Neva!

* Sang karaoke? Neva Neva Neva!

* Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Haha. 503 times!

* Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Uhhhh... Cheeee... No!!!!!

* Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Snow ??? Eeee ka howat hai... ham dekha nahi hu kabhi!

* Kissed in the rain? Rain vain chhor.. Kiss hee nahi kari!

* Sang in the shower? Time hota hai shower mein yeh sab nautanki karne ka ????

* Got your tongue stuck to a pole? Neva!

* Ever gone to school partially naked? For god sake. Yeh tharkipana chhor de!

* Sat on a roof top? 503 times!

* Played chicken? 'Played with chiken' you wanna ask ?

* Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Pool was empty.

* Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Ohhhh ... They keep coming everyday.. Every single day.

* Broken a bone? Na re na na! (not even 50 50)

* Mooned/flashed someone? Na bhai!

* Forgotten someone's name? 503 times.. Then I say
"oye Hritik idhar aa!"

* Slept naked? Bloody hell.. Kya karu nanga so ke ???????????

* Blacked out from drinking? Me is a coffeetotaller.

* Played a prank on someone? Hahahahaahaa. Atleast 1006 times!!! Beware!! Muhhahahaha
For example -> This

* Felt like killing someone? Naaaa....

* Made a parent cry? Ha ha. Don't ask.

* Cried over someone? Neva.

* Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Ohhh!! My current record is 4.8773472 approx. Shit. Just missed!

* Had/Have a dog? ? Na.. So I made a friend my dog, Odie.

* Been in a band? Shaadi band ???? Pa pa pa pa ???

* Drank 25 sodas in a day….aka POP? Do it everyday.

* Shot a gun? Why would someone shoot a gun for god sake ? We're supposed to shoot objects or people with a gun. (My rate -> Rs.5000/ murder. No bargaining)

Hufff.... I'm tired... No... I'm mani...
No tired... No.. Mani
Damn!

Whateva!