Matters of the ages

Contrary to standard human thought,

d(Age)
------- = -1
dt

and the boundry conditions are difficult to be determined.

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Age at death

If a person is born on 30th Dec 2004 and dies on 2nd Jan 2005,
then the person is reffered to as
(2004-2005)

Hence the reader gets the impression that the person who died was one yr old.
What a big blunder.

There are 2 ways of out this.
1.
(2004.997267 - 2005.005479) approx
(fractions calculated considering 2004 as leap)
(365 / 366 = .997267 and 2 / 365 = .005479 )

2.
Everyone must die on their birthday itself.
Therefore the age will be integral at time of death.

Hence we could write
(2004-2005) and this will now signify the correct date.


At this point I remember a quote from my friend alto(person not car)

"Always stay alive" - Alto

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Mani's Birthday Theory

I'm not writing about this because today is my good
friend Maayuush's Happy birthday but because I feel like writing...
(Click here to know who Maayuush is)

According to this theory-
'1 person has 2 birthdays in 1 year'

Proof:
Today is 26th Aug
Let us say you were born on 13th March
So its been around 5 months since your birthday..
AND
in less than 7 months you will have your birthday again
(you could verify this yourself)

One year = 12 months
and 5<12 and 7<12 therefore
you have your birthday twice.

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P.S. If you do not understand 'some', 'a big' or 'every' part of this post, I would kindly request you to not read it.