Me always wonders...Ummm.. ok sometimes wonders

Once, such was the case, that me hadn't spoken to Hima for a long time.

So me sends an SMS saying
"Dead or alive ??"

Reply me gets:
"Alive. You ??"

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Me says hanging would be so painful.....
When suddenly Damodar prasad sinha interrupted
"No Ji! Hanging mein there's immediate death"

and me asks "How you know dude ?"
Damodar says "Well! they have actually tested that"
and me says "So when some person was about to be hanged(in a horrified state), they put sensors on his body and measured the time until he dies ???"

Damodar was now, shut down.

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Some Interesting Stats about IIT
Percentage of people ->
1 .Having iit written on their registers = 99.973672 %
2. Having iit in their email id = 95.5553 %
3. Having mentioned iit on their blogs = 90.662 % bloggers
4. Having iit shirts = 65.66288 %
5. Having iit tattoos = 32.7662 %
6. Having iit stickers on cars = 15.6177 %
7. Having iit stamp under shoe sole = 2.1983 %

Just imagine... to what extent people can show off...
Everyone knows me studies in IITD but has me ever used the word IIT on me's blog!!
Disgusting!!

p.s. you must appreciate my modesty after reading this!!!!! Thanks :)