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I was going through my profile I wrote a loooong.. time ago ..
I thought it was stupid enough to be put here...

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General Profile

about me: The more intelligent one is, the better he knows how stupid one is. Love me or hate me it will never matter coz everyone like you n me wont live sometime later so im not bothered think of me as evil or mad but no one's happy be him good or bad... most go crying but some eat bliss to live so think of me as whatever there's nothing you can give. relationship status: single birthday: February 13 age: 19.2653671999 approx here for: friends children: no(9) ethnicity: pacific islander languages i speak: C++ political view: not political humor: clever/quick witted, friendly,evil fashion: alternative, smart,evil smoking: trying to quit drinking: heavily pets: i like them at the zoos living: alone, with roommate(s), with parents, friends visit often, party every night hometown: New Delhi, Connecticut webpage: http://chapaat.blogspot.com

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passions: itnay hai ke pata nahi kitnay hai sports: badi kirkit footi activities: Programming Relaxing books: Chapaat for reading this music: Classical tv shows: tv shows tv shows movies: i have watched only one movie in my life -> MAHARAJA (govinda) cuisines: dal roti

Personal Profile

Apun Ka naam.. Maniraj.. kya..... bola na!

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ideal match: karnataka XI vs Mahrashtra XI first thing you will notice about me: i have a face height: 272 inches eye color: blind hair color: salt & pepper build: athletic body art: strategically placed tattoo, visible tattoo, pierced ears, pierced tongue, other piercing, navel ring, mona lisa painted on back looks: mirror-cracking material best feature: calves (awesomely strong) turn ons: assertiveness, body piercing(s), candlelight, dancing, intelligence, long hair, power, sarcasm, skinny dipping, tattoos, thrills, thunderstorms turn offs: all things run by bijli can be turned off and on but nothing of that sort was on the turn on list .... :| my idea of a perfect first date: 01/01/01 from my past relationships i learned: everyone is more chape than what he/she pretends to be five things i can't live without: horse racing, lottery, cockroach curry and everything else in my bedroom you will find: mera PC, mere mice, Deck, TV, another PC, Guitar, Almirah1, almirah2, AC and ME! by the mice are computer wale mice. oh!!! ya and bed tooo.... and a dust bin also and my cell phone is also kept there. there r some photos on the wall.. nono not fotos only fotos in foto frames....

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Truckload:
I wanted to know how Angelina Jolie looked...
So I asked many people.
Some say "Jolie is pretty"
Some say "Jolie is ugly"
Hence Jolie is Pretty Ugly

Some days later a friend came and asked me
Q."How does Angeline Jolie Look ?"
A. Using her eyes.

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