Chapaating PJs

Enzoy!

Original

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Q.Once two planes were friends..
so one plane simply slapped the other and the other plane killed its friend... why ??????

A. coz he was a 'ladaku vimaan'

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Q.what did the stupid n dumb boy say to his papa ?
A. by the virtue of being dumb, he could not speak....

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Q.What did the dog say to his daughter-in-law ???
A.Bhahu Bhahu

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Q.what did the elephant say to the mouse ??
A. elephants dont speak

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Sher....(Lion)
door se dekha to pankha chal raha tha
door se dekha to pankhaa chal raha tha
paas ja ke dekha
to bewakoof ban gaye.. uske pair hee nahe they

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Once there were 2 friends
One of them was a poor joker(pj maarne wala) so he used to make his friend max frust with his pj's... out of frustapa one day the friend said "yaar bas yaar! ab to thoda serious ho ja!!!!!"

two days later he gets the news,
"your friend is in the hospital, he's serious.."

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Unoriginal

Q.Why does a person die without water ??
A. 1.Paani nahi hoga, to swim kisme karega ??
2.Swim nahi karega to doob jayega!

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Q. Once srinath says to kumble
"oye kumble... chal jaa ek pepsi laa"
so kumble gets the pepsi n gives it to sachin.... WHY????

A. coz sachin is the opener....

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Once a panda goes into a restaurant and gives the order...
later when the waiter gets the bills... he pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and goes ...

so a man sitting nearby meets the panda later
"yaar panda bhai .. yeh tune achi baat nahi kee! tune usko goli kyu maari ??"

panda says "abe oye! kya tune kabhi oxford dictonary padi hai ??? kya tune kabhi usme panda ka matlab pada hai!?? to ja! pad ke aa"

the person goes as read the meaning of panda
panda:an animal that eats shoots and leaves

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ek buddhha bachpan mein mar gaya ... uski laash sukhi nadi mein taharti mili ...

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ek baari ek banda bakery shop mein jaata hai
waha puchta hai
"bhai sahab paav hai"

shopkeeper says
"abay gadhe mai kya ghode pe khada hu ?"

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Once a man is sitting on a grave... so a person passing by asks
"Arre bhai saab! Aap kabar pe bethe ho... darr nahi lagta ?"
He replies...
"Arre! Darne kee kya baat hai.. andar garmi lag rahi thi to socha thodi der bahar baith jaata hu"

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I have a friend.. He has an amazing quality...
He can stay awake for as many as 10 days... (he sleeps at night)

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Q.You're in a boat in the middle of the river and have NOTHING with u except 2 cigarettes only.. you want to light one of them by method method...
(please specify any 3 methods) (100 marks)

A.
1.u have two cigarettes.... throw one of them into the river.. therefore since some mass has been dropped off your boat will become lighter.. using that lighter, u can light the other cigarette..

2.two have 2 cigarettes... throw them and catch them...
since we all know, catches win matches...
using the matches u've just won, light the ciagrette...

3.according to the song "tip tip barsaa paani, paani ne aag lagayee"
drop some drops on the cig. n it'll light...

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Once two fish were in a tank
So one say to the other
"Hey you know how to drive this thing .. Eh ??"

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Me thinks its enuff for the day. EnzoyAgain

P.S. There are some jokes which some of you might not understand...
Read them again.. If you still dont understand, then dont read them for the first time itself.