OD's amazing collez

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OD once had gas in his stomach.. We tried many medicines but nothing would help.
I sold him for Rs.300/-

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OD inhabits VIT(Vellore Insti. of Tech.)
Recently Odie came to meet me and was tellin various incidents that happened in his collez.

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The pro-chancellor of VIT is a famous man.
His posters are put up everywhere in Vellore...
Why ?
Because his name has appeared in the Limca Book O' Records
Why ?
Because he is the YOUNGEST pro chancellor in Asia
Why ?
Because the chancellor is his papa and if Mr.Papa wished, he could've been the pro-chancellor as soon as he was born.

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Odie had a teacher.
He was african-dark, wore a bright orange shirt and white jeans and always wore sunglasses.
He taught physics and always adviced
"You should give the test of english as a foreign language beacuse it is a very good way of measuring your english"

Once the students asked him
"Sir... Is the value of g(acc. due to gravity) constant or does it change..."
He thought for a while and said very casually,
"Ummm..... No, it does change with Temperature and Pressure."

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Odie once had a new teacher who taught him computer graphics.
He had worked in IBM, Acer and taught in MIT.
He was presumed to be good.

But, when he came to the class, he never taught them computer graphics..
He told the students to study graphics themselves and asked them unusual questions
like "Can someone prove the Bernoulli's thm for me ??"

It was later found, that he was a fraud..
He ran away with his salaries and many borrowings which included a gullibe student who had given him Rs.10,000 ...
Mr.Gullible was not allowed to report to the police as it would spoil the name of the collez.

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Thats all about OD's amazing collez ....
Chapaat to the one who reads this line.