My stay at egypt (In max detail)

Intro
I have always been attracted by Egypt. (Yes.. Im paramagnetic in nature)
Maybe due to the great rectangular pyramids or the sfinks..Stupidly enough, some people also come to spell sfinks as sphinx.. How unintelligent!

Now, to start with my trip, in real detail...

The Flight
As soon as me entered the plane, he began to move.I fell down in the passage between the seats. The driver was so stupid, it didn't even bother to check if all the victims were seated. More so, me wasn't holding to one of the ropes hanging from the ceiling.

Then the driver began to show-off his new speaker-mic equipment he had newly installed in the plane and wished all ze passengers...
"Hello this is your kaptaan speaking... Hope you enjoy.. Bye Bye"

I found my seat with difficulty and saw a fat aunty sitting there..
"Excuse me ma'am.. This seems to be my seat" I said very kindly...
"Chal Hatt bhikhari..." she replied... (Go away you beggar)
I did not want to talk to such an indecent person so I sat on another seat I found vacant.
(That was fat-aunty's seat)

I was now in Hungary. I mean to say I was hungry. I had got 22.13 allu-da-paranthhas from home as egypt is deserted and it is very difficult to find food in a desert. (But you can find deserts easily.. eg. I ate lotsa rasagullas there) I got a water bottle too for people said that I was likely to feel thirsty too...I also wondered how they'll land the plane in the sand.. but that was not my problem.

As soon as our plane wanted to run-away... Another big plane tried to go first.. But our driver was a clever guy... He honked real hard and suddenly shot past the other plane. The other driver looked out of his window and started shouting something.. which we couldn't hear as our plane was far away. They gave us free buckle-belts in the plane. Mine was seriously getting old, as in I had to tie it around like a rope. And we were suggested to wear the belt in plane...
I didn't know why... but maybe at high speeds, pants fall down easily.. But, I was wearing jeans, so I was least concerned.

The plane moved real fast.. I was racing with a Mercedes S-class!!! moving on the parallel road... Obviously I won.. Thanks to the plane. Later, the mercedes and everything around it shrunk with embarrassment (Obvsly, coz I won) until everything looked like ants....

There were 2 or 3 buttons above my head.. I had figured out what they did within 30 mins!
Im not boasting, but you know, I have a really good understanding for modern technology.

These plane-walas, I must say, have really beautiful maidservants. A slim and beautiful servant always came to me to give me food, coffee, sweets, blankets, magazines (I didn't return them, sold them for Rs.45/-)... etc etc. She even spoke english...And that too better than me !!??
My english breaked all records! Anyways... I asked her and she even sat with me to gossip. I pitied her....

There was also a TV in the plane. I told her maid to put on Star TV as I was missing on my fav. soap..(Not lux) 'Kyuki saans mein kabhi badbu thee' But she couldn't do that beacuse of technical difficulties.

They did land, in the sand...(wow! that rhymes) Me reached egypt in no time... The flight was so much fun, I had lost the sense of time. (It was lost to be never again found)

Stay at Egypt
It was real fun.

Return Flight
It was good too..

Conclusion
Hence my trip to Egypt was awesomely awesome.

I came back home and counted how much money I had saved. The trip cost me Rs.1000 excluding shopping, flights, food and stay.. (These are obvious costs) (Rs.1000 was ticket to go inside pyramid)